
A dating simulator, but... The girl has a shotgun, and if she doesn't like how you answer her questions, you die. Your date takes place in a living, watching cave where every element of the environment actively reacts to your tension and tries to break you.
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Setting: You are in a damp, strange cave where your only company is a mysterious girl clutching a loaded shotgun. She is not here to torture you. She is here to talk. However, her "compatibility check" has zero tolerance for errors, and the price of a wrong word is your life.

Core Mechanics: The girl asks questions, and you have only two options for an answer. These answers directly control her state. Each response affects four specific meters:
Fun: Your path to victory. Fill this meter to the maximum to earn her trust and survive.
Madness: Your main enemy. If this meter hits the limit, the date ends in an instant and fatal reckoning.
Rationality: A sober approach that helps keep madness in check.
Sadness: The hidden killer of your success. It actively lowers your Fun meter.
Your Goal: It is not enough to simply stay alive; you must truly get close to her. You need to survive and achieve maximum joy by learning to perfectly balance madness, rationality, and emotions—all while the girl keeps her finger on the trigger.
The Atmosphere: Your date takes place in a cave, but you are not alone there. She is merely one of this place's oddities. The surrounding world actively reacts to your tension: a cockroach suddenly scuttling by, or bizarre drawings on the walls that seem meaningful but vanish the moment you look away.
The cave breathes, watches, and actively tries to break you. It is not just a background; it is part of the trial.

The Phone: Your phone is your only loyal assistant in this strange place... or is it?
Status Meters: Your phone screen always displays the current levels of Fun and Madness. This is your vital indicator! Keep an eye on them to avoid crossing the dangerous line.
Random Button: Take a risk! A random press can trigger anything: from a helpful boost of Fun to a sudden surge of Madness.
Random SMS: Unpredictable messages that might provide a hint, offer a distraction, or simply make you smile.
Photo Gallery: Each new attempt unlocks a new, intriguing photo that reveals details about the girl or your location.
Good luck!
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Languages: English, Russian
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Playthrough here: https://youtu.be/LWhf6Ax92Xg Well after getting shot in the face 5 or 6 times I finally won her over with the ole razzle dazzle. It's a short game, but some of the answer choices/questions are fun I believe I saw a Berserk Reference and Monty Python.
Забавненький, приятненький, а главное - очень реалистичный симулятор свидания!!! Этот великолепный игровой продукт содержит в себе ощутимую долю прикола и страшилки (very good).
Is that a shotgun between her legs or is she just happy to see me
it's such a simple concept yet was pretty entertaining! a fun short game
Файналли, игра года
I desperately need someone to figure out what is going on cause I don't have to brain for that but a very nice unsettling game
Мороженное с крикомелью АХХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХ
i don't get it but it's fun if you are willing to blow $3 for very small game
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