Giant Waifu Wash Simulator 💦

A word of warning for those who might be interested in buying this game: There are 6 in day games. Each day has 4 tasks you must complete in order to progress to the next day so the total number of tasks in the game is 24. There are only 6 Giantess washing tasks while the remaining 18 are washing graffiti and public furniture. Unless you're a speedrunner or refunded early, the game will easily get 2 hours of game time out of you if you're aiming to unlock every wash task with the giantess and fully unlocking the gallery. As a Giantess game: Don't bother. 3/4 of the game is padded slop that has nothing to do with the giantess and there's no meaningful interactions with her on par with a decent story or doing any +18 time with her. As a Washing game: Bigger chore than washing stuff IRL.

I can't recommend this game at all. A dev studio that looks to be like they just pump out games let and right for the hell of cash grabbing. - NPCs roam the world, except they are cat looking humanoids (genuinely cats with legs) and they make constant purring sounds that reach from one end of the map to the other. - The game is genuinely devoid of life and feels very empty. Even the giant lady doesn't even react to anything you do at all, won't acknowledge you, only speaks with narrative dialogue from progression, and just stares off blankly into space. - The main character (you) doesn't even get any chances at being intimate with the giant lady. You'd figure you could at least interact with her, and she'd respond in some way, or even some daily basis relationship progression. Which oh yeah, all the progression you do is just a daily basis system. Day 1 this and that, Day 2 is also this and that. - The game is void of content. It is not similar to Power Washing Simulator and has very lackluster and finicky washing controls. There really just is no equipment, no setting up, and just pretty much no structure to this game. - The only reward in this game is literally just self-pleasing scenes after you finish washing the giant lady each day. It would be a lot cooler to see a restructure of this game and add a relationship status/progression. Better equipment progression and more. Genuine intimacy rather than solo and watching sort. Get reactions from the giant lady too, like a giant would probably be at least tickled by a high pressurized water gun or might even feel a bit relaxed from it.

Not worth it. I was hoping this was going to be Powerwash Simulator with giant naked women, and it sort of is, but that part of the game is surrounded by too much of a low quality experience. This game can be completed in less than 2 hours with six in-game days each having an objective of washing her one time, but the majority of the actual powerwashing gameplay is taken up by other side objectives that include AI-generated wall graffiti and random objects like a van or a pavillion. The completion indicators for each object are not very clear and make these random objects, especially the pavillion, really frustrating to complete. The poorly optimized city this game takes place in has nothing but muscular humanoid cats walking around in it, which look like something out of a Fortnite battle pass. Kinda weird, but whatever. The annoying part is they make really loud purring sounds that might be enjoyable for cat ASMR enjoyers but I wanted to mute it almost immediately. The master volume slider doesn't mute all sound effects (but thankfully does silence the purring), including the voice acting which very much seems AI-generated despite the game only listing "visual assets" as being created by AI. Listing this at $15 is a bad joke.

6 LEVELS. Took maybe an hour to complete the whole game and all of its content. idk if the developer is planning on adding more, but kinda lame. not bad for what content is there, but it was short and sweet. for that price there should be a lot more

Even though I insta bought this game for the memes and wanting to have it on my profile with like 10k hours for a joke, I actually decided to try it so I can have the achievements finished so it looks like I authentically play it. This game genuinely needs a proper update and I have a feeling it won't get the ones it needs. You spend a very minimal time actually powerwashing the giantess because the dirt comes off INSTANTLY. But the gametime is padded by having to powerwash random objects in each level and they take over 5x as long for the powerwashing to register. So this game is 99% powerwashing a random thing and then 1% washing the giantess, so the game barely even does what it says it does. Honestly, just patching it so that it takes longer to wash her might make the fans happier. As it stands, this game doesn't really live up to what it's about at all. It's also insanely short and is devoid of any interesting mechanics. There's voice but the whole thing is a bare minimum experience and absolutely NOT worth the money. A few patches could fix it but I'm not quite sure it'll happen. I also don't know much but I feel like there could be more giantess related stuff, as it stands she kinda just.. exists? Doesn't make a difference if she's giant sized or not.

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The game has a good idea and could have some potential but the realization is lacking on all level. There are only six days of work or a little bit less than an hour. The items the longest to clean are super generic and not fun at all There is no replayability either.

The idea is there but the execution failed miserably. Allow me to preface this by saying I've never even played or considered a power-washing simulator game. If that experience is valuable to you, then maybe ignore my review. My opinion is based solely on the gameplay itself — not the genre. I managed to "finish" the game in 1.6 hours. Emphasis on "finish". It's more like... I finally lost my patience after repeating the same tasks over and over again every single in-game day. I stopped on the very last day right as you're supposed to clean the hut. The cleaning in this game is genuinely abhorrent. It is never explained which hose type does what. You just kinda have to look at it and use common sense which is fine but even then, it doesn't seem to actually make a difference. All of them seem to clean at the same speed with the same effect. It's just a visual change. Every day that you wake up, you have to clean some AI-generated graffiti, clean Vellory (the giantess, more on this below), clean Vellory's sex toys, and then clean whatever structure that she decided to go and vandalize. You spend MORE time cleaning the environment than you do cleaning her! The title of the game is literally Giant Waifu Wash Simulator, implying that you're going to be spending your time washing a Giant Waifu. There are some objects (like the fountain or the beach shack) that are genuinely a pain in the ass to clean. Trying to spray floors is a nightmare because every single wood panel has a collider (which would explain the framerate) so you end up spraying in between them by accident sometimes. On top of that, depending on the lighting, you actually can't tell if you cleaned a spot or not. There's a UV light which can be used to detect dirt but it doesn't even work. The dirt is never "highlighted". Then there's Vellory. She is fully voiced but that is the only plus about her. You can't interact with her. Period. Every time you go to clean her, she just... sits there. She doesn't look at you. She doesn't react to you pressure washing her at what I'm assuming is 1,500 PSI considering how we're able to clean brass and brick. She doesn't moan when you spray her coochie. Absolutely NOTHING. There's a 'wet floor sign' that you can click that changes her pose buuuuut, only after shifting to a black screen so that she can conveniently swap poses because animating her doing such a thing would have been too much work. Mind you, she's the ONLY giantess in the game. We couldn't even get variety. TL;DR - Wake up - Spend most of day cleaning buildings and dildos. - Spend way too little time cleaning the giant woman - Go to sleep - Repeat Honestly, I should have known this was going to be disappointing when I saw the word "Waifu" in the title to describe a giant white woman celebrity.

Хорошо, что игра по скидке, за полную цену, хоть она и так невелика, не стал бы брать. Мои впечатления такие : 1) Сама по себе игра короткая, всего 6 уровней, но при этом искусственно затянута мойкой второстепенных предметов ради фотографий в галерею. Из-за чего, если мыть только Веллори, игру, наверное, можно пройти меньше чем за час и вернуть деньги 2) Сам геймплей скудный. Водный пистолетик с насадками, серьёзно ? То есть наш главный герой, который зарабатывает только тем, что убирается, ещё и мало зарабатывает судя по тому, что спит в гараже на диване (зато в этом же гараже стоит неплохой комп), работает только пистолетиком ? Логичнее было бы дать ему нормальную мойку с несколькими насадками для разных нужд, чтобы сам процесс мытья был интереснее и не таким однотипным. При самой работе с Веллори нет никаких взаимодействий, кроме 2-3-х заскриптованных фраз и диалога в начале и конце, хотя можно было бы реализовать больше механик, по типу её возмущения, если игрок стоит и бездействует, или каких-то фраз, когда он пялится именно на какие-то части тела : грудь, задницу, ножки, это всё логичнее и добавляет жизни в игру. Ну или хотя бы можно было сделать, чтобы она банально смотрела за игроком и следила за его движениями, хоть иногда, а не совсем пристально. Город пустой, лишь ходят нпс-коты, можно было бы сделать просто людей, или одеть этих котов в какую-то рабочую или повседневную одежду, которые просто ходят мимо, и их количество было бы побольше, чем примерно нисколько, а если проходят мимо Веллори, смотрят на неё и т.п. это выглядело бы забавно. Тут можно очень много перечислять 3) Оптимизации нет, игра весит 2,8 гига вроде, а комп жужжит, как будто я играю в огромную сборку в Майнкрафте, на 100+ модов, хотя я при этом задрочу в Вар Тандер и то пк ведёт себя в это время тише, то есть на слабых устройствах игра вообще не пойдёт. К тому же ещё и физика игрока и предметов кривая. 4) Игра вроде для гунеров, фетешистов и т.д., но чёт вообще не зашло. Ну просто гигантская девка, в конце каждого уровня ещё и начинает либо наяривать себе, либо скакать на резиновом пенсиле, это понятно, что это сделано для того, чтобы игроки могли сами понаяривать на это по завершению уровня, но 6 скучных цикличных анимаций ... На просторах интернета бесплатно можно найти более качественный видеоконтент такого рода, ещё и от первого лица какого-нибудь чела, как в роли которого мы и играем. Короче, если крактко - ещё и шишка не встала на это дело, не на что там ей вставать. Итог : ОЧЕНЬ хочется, чтобы разрабы игру улучшали, добавляли новый контент, какой, например, я выше перечислил, фиксили то, что сейчас в глаза бросается, добавили новые уровни и т.д., но пока что незачёт, 4/10 как будто бы, не больше

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