GeoGuessr Steam Edition

Geoguessr çok sevdiğim bir oyun ancak aylık abonelik sistemini desteklemiyorum. Mesele ne kadar sık oynadığım değil, her gün düzenli oynayan biri için bile bir oyuna sonsuza kadar para vermek saçmalık. Tek seferlik satın alma seçeneği gelmeli. Bu sistem değişmediği sürece önermiyorum.

If you showed a League of Legends montage of Faker's Zed outplays to a: - Middle-aged, balding American high-school gym teacher who is a bit too friendly with his female students and spends most of his free time putting passive aggressive comments on Instagram reels of people with their niche hobbies - Blonde sorority girl who attends an Ivy League off of nepotism and only listens to Taylor Swift and Clairo while reminding her unlucky boyfriend daily that she would leave him for her 'celebrity crush' in a heartbeat - Slightly overweight Pakistani dad who occasionally beats his wife and tells his 5 kids who witness in horror, "it makes her stronger" and also watched Live Leak videos as a teen for 'fun' because he tried to desensitize himself - Vietnamese farmer who is ashamed of his crooked teeth but can't help but bite off his toenails, but ironically doesn't have to worry about smiling too much because most of his thoughts nowadays, after watching a David Attenborough-narrated documentary, are about wishing he was born into wealthy family in Canada who hike and ski different mountains every week - 12 year old Mexican child with a slight perm who only gets chicken nuggets and fries at Asian buffets that their parents (who by the way, are actually very culturally endowed, but couldn't care less to enforce it onto their kid, so unsurprisingly, you would also see the kid viciously scrolling 'something' on 'his' phone) drag them to every weekend - Emo girl that recently moved from Kenya to the United Kingdom, who is uncertain about the friends she's made when first moving here because they keep poking fun at her for closely resembling 2010 CoryxKenshin, and hopes they never find out about her hobby of writing Harry Potter x Draco Malfoy yaoi on AO3, so she occasionally blows her hair out of her left eye and ends most of her texts with a singular period or "I guess" to make herself less likely for suspicion from being too "depressed" and "nonchalant". They'd probably squint at your phone for a bit with a slightly open mouth before delivering the common response of "I don't understand what is on the screen?", followed with an irreparable disinterest to learn more about what they're looking at. But if you showed these same people a compilation of Rainbolt getting 5k's on 0.1 second rounds, they'd probably naturally spare some interest, likely showing an immediate reaction of "how is he doing that?" or "he HAS to be cheating!" This is why Geoguessr is a one-in-a-million idea brought to life. It has the magic to bring all kinds of people together because people are just naturally drawn to the world around them. Anybody with absolutely no knowledge of geography could instantly get hooked on to Geoguessr (it might be even more enticing for someone who knows nothing rather than someone who's already knowledgeable xd). I was never really enjoyed learning about geography growing up. And I can't really tell if that's because I was just too immature to care back then, or if our curriculum somehow framed it in the most boring way possible... Either way, this game has filled that void for me and it makes me satisfied that I actively enjoy learning about a topic that I couldn't care less about it in the past. It's not the memorization that's fun either, it's more about making up your own dots to connect in your head for why something is the way it is in a certain region is the true joy. Learning how to learn. Hastening your pattern recognition skills which are readily upgraded for other numerous things you will encounter in your future life. All your Geoguessr fun can be had... on the web browser version. It actually SHOULD be had on the web browser version. The only reason you would even consider playing on this half-assed Steam port is if you want to your Steam friends to see that you are playing Geoguessr, or if you want to share screenshots to them too. You cannot play single player on the Steam version, only online duels, which admittedly I'm not too affected by cause I just spam duels.. >_< I'm learning in other ways, I swear! I'm almost Masters ;) If you also want to ♥♥♥♥ your PC's RAM for no reason, then maybe consider using the Steam port! It's almost the same as opening VALORANT, hopping into a ranked match and immediately alt tabbing and just AFK'ing, lagging the ♥♥♥♥ out of your computer for no reason. But the worst sin of all... these rancid Steam "achievements" -_- Come on bruh. You guys couldn't think of ANYTHING else other than "Do XYZ 5000 times"? Nobody likes these. It's more synonymous with homework than achievements. Here! I'll help you guys out and give you some examples! - Win 5 'Moving' mode games without moving - Win 5 'No Move' mode games while restricting yourself to NMPZ (no moving, panning, or zooming) - Plonk on the furthest possible distance away from the correct location - Win 5 games while only guessing the wrong country - Score a 25K in singleplayer in less than 15 / 10 / 5 minutes - Win 5 games by only guessing in oceans - Win a game by coming back and taking someone from 6000 HP to 0 HP while being 100 HP or less already - Rack up a 5x / 10x multiplier on an opponent - Finish off an opponent by guessing their native country (country shown on account) - Win 5 games by guessing in less than 3 seconds in every round - Reach Masters in duels - Reach Champion in duels If Geoguessr had mods integrated, I could add a lot more achievements Favorite Countries to Guess : - Bhutan - New Zealand - Iceland - Canada - India HM : Chile, Kyrgyzstan, Norway, Japan, Mongolia, Turkey, United States, United Kingdom, Peru Countries I HATEEEEE Guessing : - BRAZIL : I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE BRAZIL I'VE LOST SO MANY GAMES BECAUSE APPARENTLY A MILLION THINGS THAT DON'T LOOK LIKE BRAZIL JUST END UP BEING IN BRAZIL FOR SOME REASON - Russia : boring. way too large and everything almost looks the same (I never get shown the east side of Russia in games either, which seems way more fun than the west. - Malaysia, Indonesia, Phillipines : 50% YES FIFTY. LIKE HALF OF ONE-HUNDRED (100) of the map pool is somewhere in here. So tired of seeing it every game and I cannot for the life of me differentiate the languages in these countries. - South Africa : Maybe I'm just ass but it's actually coin-flip simulator with my opponent every time we're in this country. - ♥♥♥♥ it just add all of Latin America here (except Peru and Chile <3 ) : I hate all of Latin America (no racial) it actually makes me so mad everytime I play. HM : Greece, The Baltics (Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia), Kazakhstan

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Nice game

Used to be fun, even with your stupid jewish ♥♥♥♥, but even then that money wasnt enough. Whoever is in charge of this, find a chair and kick it after tying the noose, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥. everythings about money now, never is it about having fun. Stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jews ruin everything (if my comment gets blocked my point stands)

f*ck this ass game. so many cheaters with external tools, and this game crashes too. can't even report a cheater without the game freezing. always lags right when you need to move. you lose 5 seconds because the game decides now is the perfect time to lag. it's a "free" on the buy a monthly subscription for a full sh*tty game... piece of trash.

Ridículo passar da liga amadora e ser barrado por paywall, sim tem o aviso na descrição do jogo, mas é uma experiência que não vale os 170 reais pra me fazer continuar jogando isso. No mais, a versão duos vai me divertir um pouco ja que tudo indica que é ilimitado. Não tem sentido eu resetar minhas estatísticas só pra ficar rejogando o modo amador o tempo todo, não sinto que to evoluindo em nada e quase nunca vou enfrentar alguém do mesmo nível caso eu for melhorando. Em questão do jogo, diferente da versão web, parece que foi feito com preguiça e rushado, muitas animações foram removidas, vc abre o jogo, se depara com o lobby só pra apertar play, dps que termina de jogar é só um corte seco pro lobby sem mostrar nada. Não sei qual o intuito de trazer o game pra steam, talvez tentar tirar dinheiro de mais gente já que é uma grande plataforma.

It used to be a good game, until they decided to remove the duel mode and add a paywall behind a "free" game. Now you can only play the daily challenge...

no more free game mode rеtаrtеd jewish developers