Game City

Just when you think you've seen it all ... "Game City" comes along and shatters all hope that might have remained. "Game City" is neither a "game" nor a "city". It's also certainly not about "parkour" unless you cound mindlessly jumping from one cube to another as "parkour". The "game world" consists of a skybox ([url=https://assetstore.unity.com/packages/vfx/shaders/free-skybox-extended-shader-107400]free Unity asset[/url]) and 341 identical untextured cubes floating in space. The "player model" is simply an - also untextured - capsule. That's it. There's no user interface, no goal, no nothing - you jump from cube to cube until you fall down or get fed up. The warning "English language not supported" on the Steam store page is hilarious as there's no text in the game at all. Everything screams "my first Unity project" and this is cemented by the fact that the bulk of the game's install size is occupied by assets used for the default Unity project scene. None of them are used by the game, though, but the scene is still there, just 10,000 meters away from the player. Why is this on Steam? This is a project you'd make as your first attempt at moving a character in Unity and then delete once you've got the hang of it. You certainly don't release it as is on Steam and ask almost 9 bucks for it. What's going on here? This is by far the worst offender I've reviewed and the bar was already four floors down the basement. It seems the "developer" even realized all this when he wrote the game description: "You won't get anything but pain by buying this game." While refreshingly honest [i]that's not why people buy games[/i]. If you want to sell a torture device please refer to your closest sex shop, they might be interested. As I only bought it to be able to write a review I'll of course refund this garbage instantly and tell Valve about it. [i]Please[/i], for the love of all gaming gods that may be, [b]don't buy this trash![/b] [code][url=https://steamcommunity.com/groups/assetflipreviews]Join my Steam group[/url] for more reviews of asset flips and low effort trash games[/code]