
In this 2D fighter you must rescue humanity from a cruel, merciless, bloodthirsty dictator aspiring to world hegemony.
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In this 2D fighter you must rescue humanity from a cruel, merciless, bloodthirsty dictator aspiring to world hegemony.
After Mr. Donya (the president of America) has been threatened by Fxxkable Kim (the dictator of a distant kingdom called Nastychickea), the Pentagon entrusted a secret mission to its best agent. Having flown to Nastychickea, the agent discovered the location of an enemy’s nuclear weapons factory and occupied it, whereupon sneaked into Fxxkable Kim’s den and fought the cruel dictator.
This game combines two genres: fighter and visual novel. A story alternates with fights where hand-to-hand combat with a few characters within an arena is simulated. Fighting for various characters against various opponents, discover how the confrontation with the bloodthirsty dictator will be over.
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Languages: Russian, English, Ukrainian, Traditional Chinese, Simplified Chinese
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F*ckable Kim... a true masterpiece, and honestly the most detailed, intense, challenging, and beautiful game i have ever had the privilege of playing. F*ckable Kim's story is also extremely captivating and breathtaking. Truly one of the greatest games of all time. I love and recommend this game <3.
Takes forever to kill enemies and there's only one attack. 5/10 still better than Strive.
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This game was unoublty th best game i have evr played, thank you.
全是屎尿屁,重复性极高的横版格斗玩法,放在4399也是要打0分的程度,剧情就是没有剧情,与其让我玩这款游戏我宁可去捅美国总统的屁股
Ну і Ї**чий кім...
F*ckable Kim is an insincere/joke game, it's a simple, badly made 2D arcade versus/fighting game with a Kim Jong Un theme as you take on the role of the North Korean dictator and fight Americans. The game is riddled with racism and vile language, once more hammering home the point that Valve should start intervening and applying quality control to the games dumped on Steam as cash grabs like this. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. The artwork here is terrible, it's a hodge-podge of amateurish "My First Wacom Tablet" style drawings used instead professional looking game assets. It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget to arrange someone who can create graphical assets properly, or lack of talent, regardless, the overall visual quality of the game is extremely low, enough on its own to deter gamers. There's no options to change the resolution for the game or customise the graphics settings. There's no way for gamers to ensure this is running at the native resolution of their displays... there's no guarantee this game will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision. There's no way for gamers to try improve the low quality graphics. PC gamers will be insulted by the presence of console peasant children's toy controller prompts, despite this being on PC. Developers should try to be aware which platform they're developing for. These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game. The poor quality of this game is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 3 players. This is a remarkably low number, and now, the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 50,000 games for gamers to choose from (over 9,000 completely free titles), the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected. F*ckable Kim is relatively cheap at $1 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend. [b][quote][url=https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/marketing/profile]Profile Features Limited![/url][/quote][/b] Valve have marked this game as "Profile Features Limited" at the time of this review. This is usually caused by poor sales figures and low community acceptance for the game (to date). Until this status changes, this game will not give you +1 to your Game Collector badge count, appear in profile achievements or any other Steam meta-accomplishments, nor can it be displayed in some profile showcases. If these factors are important to you, it may be worth holding off before buying this game. [b]Note:[/b] Because this is more of a "joke" game, intended to draw attention from controversy or in the hopes of going viral because it's "so bad it's good" (but it isn't good at all), there's nothing here to offer to serious gamers. As usual, with most awful/joke games, all the comedians come out of the woodwork. The vast majority of the reviews for this game are joke reviews, such as "this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life" etc. Because most of the reviews are as insincere as the game itself is, the positive review score for this game should be disregarded.
обов'язкова до придбання за 13 грн, заходиш граєш 5 хв і розумієш що інші ігри прекрасні, повертає ігрову потенцію
Эта игра просто шедевр. механики игры и графика опережают время на 2 века вперёд! очень тонкий и продуманный сюжет, оскар разрабу! после прохождения захотелось сбросить ядерку на корею!!! моя оценка по шкале от 1 до 10: число грэма из 10
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