Fxxkable Kim

This game was unoublty th best game i have evr played, thank you.

全是屎尿屁，重复性极高的横版格斗玩法，放在4399也是要打0分的程度，剧情就是没有剧情，与其让我玩这款游戏我宁可去捅美国总统的屁股

Ну і Ї**чий кім...

F*ckable Kim is an insincere/joke game, it's a simple, badly made 2D arcade versus/fighting game with a Kim Jong Un theme as you take on the role of the North Korean dictator and fight Americans. The game is riddled with racism and vile language, once more hammering home the point that Valve should start intervening and applying quality control to the games dumped on Steam as cash grabs like this. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. The artwork here is terrible, it's a hodge-podge of amateurish "My First Wacom Tablet" style drawings used instead professional looking game assets. It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget to arrange someone who can create graphical assets properly, or lack of talent, regardless, the overall visual quality of the game is extremely low, enough on its own to deter gamers. There's no options to change the resolution for the game or customise the graphics settings. There's no way for gamers to ensure this is running at the native resolution of their displays... there's no guarantee this game will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision. There's no way for gamers to try improve the low quality graphics. PC gamers will be insulted by the presence of console peasant children's toy controller prompts, despite this being on PC. Developers should try to be aware which platform they're developing for. These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game. The poor quality of this game is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 3 players. This is a remarkably low number, and now, the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 50,000 games for gamers to choose from (over 9,000 completely free titles), the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected. F*ckable Kim is relatively cheap at $1 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend. [b][quote][url=https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/marketing/profile]Profile Features Limited![/url][/quote][/b] Valve have marked this game as "Profile Features Limited" at the time of this review. This is usually caused by poor sales figures and low community acceptance for the game (to date). Until this status changes, this game will not give you +1 to your Game Collector badge count, appear in profile achievements or any other Steam meta-accomplishments, nor can it be displayed in some profile showcases. If these factors are important to you, it may be worth holding off before buying this game. [b]Note:[/b] Because this is more of a "joke" game, intended to draw attention from controversy or in the hopes of going viral because it's "so bad it's good" (but it isn't good at all), there's nothing here to offer to serious gamers. As usual, with most awful/joke games, all the comedians come out of the woodwork. The vast majority of the reviews for this game are joke reviews, such as "this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life" etc. Because most of the reviews are as insincere as the game itself is, the positive review score for this game should be disregarded.

обов'язкова до придбання за 13 грн, заходиш граєш 5 хв і розумієш що інші ігри прекрасні, повертає ігрову потенцію

It‘s a waste of time and can not be called a game.浪费生命，没游戏性就算了，活也不行。独裁者必须死。

[h1]F*ckable Kim[/h1] One day, while eating a can of SpaghettiOs, one of my friends gifted me a game that made my peenie weenie hard. The name of this game? F*ckable Kim! F*ckable Kim is a hybrid between a Visual Novel and a Beat-em Up and features the Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un, a man whose sheer power rivals the gods themselves... However, just because this game features the Greatest Leader alive, doesn't automatically mean it will be good, so let's find out if F*ckable Kim is worth playing. [b]Pros[/b] + The game's humour is so stupid that it's hilarious as ♥♥♥♥, and I was laughing my ass off throughout the entire playthrough. + It kinda reminds me of those $hitpost Flash games that you'd see on Newgrounds back in the day, so it's somewhat nostalgic if you played those. + You get to play as the Glorious Leader "F*ckable Kim" (unfortunately, he isn't playable for the entire game, which makes my pee pee sad). [b]Cons[/b] - While the game is called "F*ckable Kim", unfortunately, you never get to make sweet, tender love to the Glorious Leader [spoiler](although Kim does sodomise Donald Trump)[/spoiler] - Because our Lord and Saviour Kim Jong Un is a legendary martial arts master, I was disappointed to see that in the game, you can only do a single basic punch attack, and are unable to do some of his sick Kung-Fu combos. - This is technically either a pro or con depending on your preferences. While I did mention F*ckable Kim is funny, I should mention that it's got a lot of politically incorrect humour. So whether or not you'll find F*ckable Kim funny will depend entirely on whether you find that style of humour amusing or not. - Unfortunately, there is no voice acting, so you can't hear Kim's angelic voice during the cutscenes. - The game is somewhat misleading: At the start, you get to play as the Glorious Leader, however, after Kim [spoiler]sodomises Donald Trump[/spoiler], you'll instead have to play some jabroni in BDSM gear, and our Sexy Butter Boy Kim becomes the villain of the story (which is preposterous, because Kim Jong Un is mankind's mightiest hero, and would never be a villain). - The fights in the late game are way too tanky and it takes forever to beat them. Now this would be fine if the combat was also good, but as stated before, you only have one attack, so it can get really dull and repetitive the longer the fight goes on. - Graphics-wise: it looks kinda trash (even by $hitpost standards) and was probably all done in MS Paint. Now would I recommend F*ckable Kim? Nah, not really. While the game is hilarious as f*ck, and Power Bottom Kim gets my willy hard, the combat is utter AIDS and is a slog to play. Considering how cheap it is, you "could" buy it... But honestly, I've seen other $hitpost games on Steam that are both funny AND fun to play for around the same price, so go and play those instead.