Future? No Thanks!
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Future? No Thanks! is a narrative-driven, open-world adventure set in an ecosocialist utopia. You're old, bitter, and scheduled for euthanasia. Enjoy your last day in a future that works for everyone but you.
Estimated lifetime revenueMedium confidence
$27.8Kgross
$12.5Klow → high range$61.1K
Net to developer$18.5K
Modeled estimate, not a reported figure. How we estimate →
Est. copies sold
1.5K
mid estimate
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Where to buy
The United States storefront in every case, so this compares stores and not countries.
About
About the game
Utopia is here. You're not impressed.
Future? No Thanks! is a narrative-driven, open-world adventure set in an ecosocialist utopia. The year is 2045, and society has never been better: climate change is finally being tackled, democracy thrives, and technology serves the public good.
There's just one problem: you.
You are Harvey Huffstone, a grumpy elder who no longer fits in, and today is the last day of your life.
Your final mission? Completing your bucket list before your self-scheduled euthanasia.
Indulge in outdated pleasures, explore a post-post-industrial Midwest, clash with a society that's moved on without you, and maybe, just maybe, leave with fewer regrets.
Explore a lively city, meet its wacky inhabitants, and complete 7 non-linear quests over 6 hours of gameplay.
An artisanal game made with locally sourced talent and minimal involvement from capitalists, marketers, or profiteers.
In a medium dominated by dystopias, Future? No Thanks! imagines a political project for the present.
