FFF

Really funny game

-WARNING- This game doesn't work! Short Explanation: The idle aspect of this game doesn't exist, the abilities don't work, and ascension is broken. Yes, by that I mean that it doesn't let you ascend! These issues have been a problem the entire game's release (Read the community hub if you don't believe me), and they said they've fixed it, but it's still completely broken. There! I saved you time from reading my long review, from playing a broken game with reviews that haven't gotten far enough to be disappointed, and from contacting developers that said the game works and stopped working on it. You're welcome :D Longer Rant: Sure, you can play it. You can progress as far as you want in the first play through of an idle clicker. The game gets to a GRINDING halt where one solar system takes hours, and the ascension function DOES NOT WORK! This kills the entire game for me. I've tried doing everything to fix this besides start a new game because I'm not wasting more hours for it to not work again. I'm disappointed because I was enjoying what was happening at first. It's a game I could sink time and effort into, but then it's bogged down by a bunch of issues that would probably be fixed if they played their own game long enough to ascend even once. I also wouldn't call this an idle game. Sure, it fits the format, but it doesn't gain progress while you're not playing. Even more, the game is actively against you playing it idly. It doesn't have any sort of autosave feature between warps, and if you computer goes to sleep, the game shuts off and erases all progress since your last save (the start of that solar system). There is a "Best Friend" that collects friends for you idly, but it doesn't matter if you aren't actively progressing the game. You can use it all you want, but if it plays idly, it's so slow that it doesn't really effect your situation even at max level. The level progression is awful as well; you get a 1% bonus per level, and you have to combine two of the same level to level it up, so anything past level 2 is actively hurting your power as you throw away a level 19 to gain a 1% bonus. There's perks you can get in the shop to add to this, but it's still awfully slow unless you're in specific situations. I'll explain the two main reasons I went from a raving positive review (about 6 hours in) to a drastically negative review (Trying to ascend/use the second catalog) that I hope will save others from the waste of time I had on here: - The game doesn't autosave your progress at all between warps (I know I said this already, but this is DUMB AF for a game with "Idle" on the title thumbnail). You have to manually save it yourself. This make the idle part of this game non-existent. I had to replay the same galaxy 3 times because I left it on to gain haters and my computer went to sleep. When I got back on, the game closed when it went to sleep. That doesn't happen with most other games, so it confused me the first time it happened, so I figured it was just a fluke. I tired a third time to make sure it was that happening. Also, when I did manually save my game when I was on a solar system where I gained enough influence to be able to extract friends (This happened multiple times), it automatically says I extracted the planet no mater what the percentage was of friends/haters without giving me the option when I got back on. This was also the only ability I ever got that worked, and it actively worked against me without me being able to approve the situation. I couldn't do other abilities like nuke/destroy any planets or laser the haters. Most importantly; - I couldn't ascend. You can see in my achievements that I got the entire catalog bought, but I haven't ascended... even though you HAVE to ascend a minimum of 3 times to buy all the stuff in the catalog. I've seen the reset cutscene 5 different times (You can't skip it and it doesn't change), and each time, it kicks me back to the galaxy and solar system I'm on. It doesn't even erase the progress I made on the planets! In a progressive clicker with ascensions, this is detrimental. I can start a new game, but like I said, I'm about 10 hours in. I even thought MAYBE if I beat the solar system I was on and warped, it would warp back to the beginning. I was sadly mistaken. As I said already; I bought everything in the game. I don't want to lose that progress to start over. I can't destroy a planet. I can't kill haters. I can't even "sell my soul" in the menu to ascend. It's like they didn't even play their game long enough to make sure the game worked. The problem now is that I'm not planning on ever coming back to this game because I'm SO DISAPPOINTED in the progression system being broken that I don't want to try this again. Even if it's worked on and fixed (Which I doubt because it hasn't been worked on since last May) I would still have to go through the entire game all over again, and I'm not doing that for the possibility of it being fixed. If anyone has a fix without losing progress, I'm all ears.

zábavná hra, umí chytit :D i když se to nezdá :D super hudba! :-)

I do really like FFF game already! It's fun and that's what is life about. Friends need to be amused and that's what I am here for. I loooooove the game so much I forgot about nicotine deficit. This game's so fast paced and funny my stomach can't handle it anyyurm,ee. I am 25% in the game already it's my new addiction for todya!

[h1]SHRNUTÍ[/h1] Upřímně, doufal jsem ve víc, ale pro vyznavače čekacích her to zřejmě bude z těch lepších na trhu. Kromě čekání je samozřejmě nutné sem tam něco odkliknout, ale pokud bych v druhé půli hry neměl na druhém monitoru zábavnější program, tak bych se s ní rozloučil velice brzy. + pěkná hudba + přiměřená grafika + lze pokračovat po dohrání příběhu - subjektivně není moc zábavné - celkem stereotypní [h1]JAK SE HRAJE[/h1] Hra "FFF" se ukládá automaticky nebo ji lze uložit do jednoho ze tří SLOTŮ. Cílem hry je SKAMARÁDIT se v každém kole s co nejvíce obyvateli dostupných planet. Kamarádění se provádí STISKEM KLÁVESY "F" nebo lze k planetě přiřadit některého ze svých čtyř druhů NEJLEPŠÍCH PŘÁTEL. Každý druh má určitou SCHOPNOST a přetáhnutím stejného druhu nejlepších přátel se stejným levelem na sebe dojde k jejich spojení a výslednému nejlepšímu příteli se ZVÝŠÍ LEVEL. K tomu se hráč může setkat až se čtyřmi dalšími postavami, z nichž některé poskytují DALŠÍ VÝHODY. Každé další kolo má zpravidla planety s více obyvateli, takže je POTŘEBA ZEFEKTIVNIT jejich verbování. Část populace se může odmítnout s vámi kamarádit a naopak burcují proti vám. Jsou to tzv. HEJTŘI. Několika způsoby lze vyvolat RESTARTOVÁNÍ hry se zachováním vylepšení, takže pak jde kamarádění rychleji. [h1]CHYBY VE HŘE[/h1] Během hraní verzí 1.0 a 1.1 jsem se setkal s řadou chyb, ale ty vývojáři zdá se bez výjimky ve verzi 1.15 opravili. Proto jsem recenzi aktualizoval a změnil doporučení.

all you do is push F over and over and over and over to make the wierd cartoons progress

The story is funny, the game has distinctive visuals and sound. I know it is an idle game, you can play it at your own pace (and you are supposed to), but I am obsessed with finding a way to speedrun this one because the gameplay mechanics allow it. My keyboard hurts, but I enjoy it.