
Farmageddon: A Cattle Royale is a series of cow puns masquerading as a new kind of roguelike.
Revenue comes from in-game items and microtransactions, which our price-based model doesn't estimate. Copies below reflect the player base, not paid sales.
Media

About

Genres
Stats
Languages: English
Engagement
Reviews
I am not even really sure into what kind of genre Farmageddon: A Cattle Royale is fitting. The developers describe it as a roguelike game. Perhaps that is the most fitting comparison. In Farmageddon you play a cow in a sort of top-down perspective, comparable to the early Pokemon games for example. The aim of the game is to kill a bunch of farmers and challenge the cow boss in order to take his place at the top of the farm. The coolest feature of Farmageddon is that the playthroughs of all players during that day will be recorded as ghost versions for all players (It is possible to meet your own previous runs). You can either fight or ignore these ghosts. I also did like the story trailer for the game and it is nice, that you can customize the cow before your playrun. That unfortunately is about it with the positive aspects of the game. The biggest problem is, that this is more of a small minigame than a real game. You will beat this game in 5 mins or less and the gameplay isn't particularly entertaining. Unless you find a gun, the combat just results in spamming melee attacks and hoping for the best, to not get hit too much yourself. And with a gun it gets too easy. You just have to keep your distance and shoot the Bots and they won't be able to do much about it. There is no real tactics involved in combat and the hit detection in melee encounters is rather random. The visuals are also very minimalistic and not to appealing in my opinion. Customization is nearly not existent (you can only activate windowed mode for visuals and change the sound volume) Result: Farmageddon's Trailer (and the wrongful tag as BR) made me interested in the game. As a demo it wouldn't keep my attention for long, as a full game it feels disappointing. The gameplay is too basic and dull, the visuals are not pleasing and the amount of content is shockingly short. I wouldn't really recommend the game. 2/10
Related
Related
Trends
Concurrent players on Steam, sampled daily since tracking started.
Hours played at review time, across 39 reviews with recorded playtime.
⠀
It is a fun little game and a great palate cleanser to play with friends. tons of cow puns to boot! Looking forward to watching this game maker grow!
A Fun idea with a lot of cow puns. The mechanics have a bit of smoothing to go over but the core gameplay loop has a lot of promise.
Farmageddon is fun! Maps change daily and when more people join, the action gets exciting as you can fight against other people's "ghosts" Check it out!
OKAY, the replay value of this game is pretty outstanding! Honestly, there isn't much out there in terms of DAILY gameplay changes, and I am in love with the "king of the hill" sort of way you are able to CLAIM the Divine pasture and show off your build to friends as they try to take you down! Honestly, I can see a negative review with only 8 minutes of playtime. They certainly didn't give the game a shot or comprehend the games core mechanic, challenging friends! Too play this game for 8 minutes then write a 4 paragraph review is just unethical and wrong. The game is still obviously young but has a lot of fun features including the roguelite elements of being able to reset your spawn for a second chance and swapping out your build to give it another go. Being able to see my friends on the map and even as the big bad boss and attempting to overthrow them for the day just for it all to change and reset the next day??? This game is definitely scratching an itch for a simple but challenging top down that nearly feels like a party game at times! I'm giving this game a solid and honest 7/10 after three hours of gameplay and A HOPEFUL EYE for what this game develops into as it goes on!
Burada sahip olduğumuz şey, onu iyi bir şekilde yürütmeyi başaran konsept oyunun bir kanıtıdır. Son derece derin bir deneyim sunmasa da, önermesini tamamlayan çekicilik ve tatmin edici bir oyun döngüsüyle bunu telafi ediyor. Özellikle yaratıcı silah çeşitliliği ve aklınıza gelmeyecek kadar çok inek oyunuyla. Sizden saatlerce ilgi gerektirecek bir oyun olmayabilir, ancak bu oyunu oynayarak edindiğim deneyime gülümsedim ve uzun süre oynamaya devam etmeseniz bile, bir şans vermenizi ve şiddetle tavsiye ediyorum.
i hate that i laughed at THAT many cow puns lmao the intro killed me and the creative idea to use cows as a battle royale main character is p neat how is this game free?!
This game is great to play if you feel like playing something casual and silly. The puns, the concept- Super entertaining! Would definitely recommend for someone looking for a good quickie. and it's free!
:) Yeehaw! This game is therapeutic. If your day has been complicated, and stressful... if you've had to make a lot of carefully planned out decisions, weighing options carefully with consequences that would affect the lives or careers of happiness of others... then play this game NOW! I gathered a bunch of weapons, killed Farmers and now I'm the boss. Come and get me now before I figure out how to use these milk grenades!
Momentum
Pace estimated from the game's recent review growth (our daily snapshots) at its own sales-per-review ratio — a momentum signal, not booked sales.
Audience
Estimated from the language of this game's reviews — a proxy for where players are, not official Steam demographics.