Escort's Secrets 18+

boring and only mouse clicking.. annoyingly tedious

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Полностью бесполезная игра! Очень глупая! Бесполезные диалоги, которые даже не перевели! Не тратьте даже копейку, на этот ужас! За эти деньги, лучше купить, что то другое!

好玩真好玩！！！

После нескольких игр такого плана,наконец-то что-то длиннее Джарахова и качественнее вангеров

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As you can see from the time of writing this ive played 115 minutes so almost 2 hours. I completed all the archievements, and if i was going to speed run it i could maybe cut my playtime in half. There are some interesting features but the positives does not outweigh the negatives atleast not for me. --This Review might contain spoilers down below readers discretion is advised-- ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☑ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS When it comes to graphics its a VN with some 3D features like instead of a still character they move a little bit thats was refreshing, and new to me. But yet again its the same kinda models you find in any other of these kinds of Adult VNs. ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☑ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't We'll this is where we really take a turn for the worst (Sigh). The writing is boring, non engaging, the game tells you ONE time that the choice you make will affect the game, and ill give the dev/devs that it is a major change if you pick either but the game doesnt have many routes to begin with so really aint that major (2 routes to be exact). The s*x scenes however is rather enjoyable 3D moving parts, and all id wish there was a "cannon shot" button tho instead of just ending the scene manually. There are mispelling, grammatic errors. Sometimes they character are talking about a male as a female, and vice versa. It really isnt that expensive to have a linguist or a person with same expertise to correct these. ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ☑ Doesnt play a role here Kinda nice music but i aint playing for music so ill just stay neutral on this one. ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma Its about s*x so of course. ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☑ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer If you cant run this why even bother having steam. ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☑ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☑ Just press 'Any button' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls Its a VN if you can read your good. ---{ Grind }--- ☑ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☑ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life Its boring, and its 2 hours of my life i aint getting back. Its all over the place its like this happens, then this, then this, and ooooooohh nooooooo this happens now. There's no build up no anything its boring. ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☑ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond I played 2 hours, and completed everything + archievements. If i didnt give a damn about archievements, and just went for it i could maybe have done it in like 60 minutes or even less. ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☐ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☑ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money If you Just in it for the scenes its kinda okay but i would pay full price 5 Euros tops. ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☑ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs Havent encountered any other than mispelling, and grammatic stuff but those aint really bugs. ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☑ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 Just aint that good.

Una cagata totale!!! palloso, ripetitivo, stupido, insignificante. La componente erotica è inesistente. La traduzione in italiano è patetica, quasi offensiva. SOLDI BUTTATI!!!

Тупиковая игра, дамы типичные: запоминай, делай и вуаля будет кекс. Достаточно диалогов, что бы устать их читать. Кекс это отдельный вид искусства... Парящие и нереальные позы, прикольно посмотреть В целом неплохо, можно с друзьями пройти и посмеяться)

The modelling of the body parts is quite good, but the faces are not as good as they could be. Other aspects of the plot and story were okay.