
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE - I made sure of that. Solve puzzles, gather clues, don’t crawl into ventilation shafts, and realize how trapped you are in this comedy-horror escape room, my magnum opus.
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The perfect escape room.
You will never escape it because there is no escape. It is essentially the only escape room you will ever need to play, because you can practically play it forever without getting anywhere.
Every puzzle in my masterpiece is a work of genius (my genius, of course) that will have you scratching your tiny little head. Words, shapes, logic, guns, and triangles - I use only the best contraptions for my tortur-I mean, øh, puzzle design.
My velvety, intellectual voice will caress your ears, a rare treat in itself, truly worth the price of admission.
If you hear any other voices, then it must be something with your head and not someone in the walls.
Should you happen to find a vent or open door to enter... uh, ignore them. They are irrelevant to your experience as my unpaid full time escape room enjoyer. There are no-one else here and you don't need to think about what happened to them.
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All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English**languages with full audio support
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This game changed my life and saved my marriage. Im finally divorced, im so glad she's gone. That being said, this is the perfect blend of comedy and horror in ANY indie horror game I have played in a while. When it's funny, it's funny. When it's scary, it's extremely terrifying. A must pick-up for anyone that enjoys horror games and wants a good bang-for-their-buck pickup of a game. I can't wait to gift this copy to all of my friends. Great job guys!
Good Spooks. Good laughs. Good puzzles. Good Coffee.
After playing the demo was awaiting release with great interest. In short : fun and spooky. Interesting puzzles. Encountered a couple bugs, but nothing utterly game breaking. Feels like I've missed a ton to see, so will have to dive in for more. Very much recommended.
Much like a cup of coffee, this game is spooky, silly, and full of spiders.
sjovt horror /puzzle game
It's pretty fun. I got stuck into the part where i think i was supposed to spill coffee on the carpet, but wasn't able to figure out how to do it.
great funny game that manages to keep things fresh throughout it's 4ish hours of gameplay, you can tell a lot of care has gone into it right from the starting area might cure your arachnophobia
This is, without a shadow of a doubt, the biggest diamond in the rough game I've ever seen. Only 15 reviews is a CRIME. I can't recommend this game enough. For $7 its STEAL. It should be $30! BUY THIS GAME!
I like this game. The atmosphere is great, and the puzzles are fun! [spoiler]except puzzle 4... ♥♥♥♥ puzzle 4 [/spoiler] The monster is super well done. Creepy, tense, and I felt like i was playing Outlast whenever it chased me lol Fun, weird, and just the right amount of scary. If “satirical horror” sounds like your thing, you should definitely buy it. Overall rating: 9.5/10 - this is just my kind of game :)
While I suck at both puzzlegames and horrorgames, the almost constant comedy of this game carried me through. The narration of your supposedly futile efforts to escape is great, as is the apparent ineptitude of the gamemaster. 100% going back in to get a different ending, and do more exploring.
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