Escape Velocity

Escape Velocity 10 из 10

Game was good. fairly short but for a free game made by students, it delivered an engaging story with fun enough gameplay. Of course there were bugs and things that didnt make sense but it was well worth the money I spent on it

The game is not only boring, but repetative. Along with the developer using Waluigi and an upside down McDonalds symbol makes you wonder how long before they get a lawsuit on their hands. DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME

I played this game all night, oh what a joy. I've beaten it probably 10 times now. I'm going to be playing it at AGDQ next year, my best time is 3:42:13

dude has serious issues though. he runs so fast that when he touches a table he gets knocked out instantly. tables stress him out in the third level. whats up with that? he needs some serious psychiatric help. not sure why the wife didnt forcibly take him to a therapist or something. she seemed pretty into him at the start and didnt strike me as an uncaring piece of ♥♥♥♥ or anything. im sure this is the dudes fault somehow. theres a missing link here somewhere. not sure where the cheating on your wife level is. alas! one thing i think the game was missing was maybe an idle clicker minigame to play intermittently. like "kid clicker" or something where you raise kids and then abandon them for extra points. not sure where that is. surprsied this dude was smart enough to be an astronaut. he gets hit by a car thats literally coming straight at him and all he does is jump up and down in panic and terror. reminds me of charlize theron in prometheus. man... anyway i would recommend this game because the "our little family" picture in space kind of gave me the feels and thats worth it in my book. dude is lonely af up there. if you dont have feelings a) dont play this game and b) you need to figure your ♥♥♥♥ out. it only takes the length of like... 1.5 episodes of adventure time. and youd rather be playing this game than watching adventure time right? right.

The only thing that I can do is watching grandma walk and jump , and am I deaf ?

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