Distant Space

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Simple old-school space shooter with a nice 80s arcade vibe. Shoot some aliens, dodge some stuff and enjoy the nostalgia. Nothing fancy, but fun for a while.

I got this game from a mystery Steam key pack on G2A... and from the looks of it, a lot of other people did too. xD The game is pretty boring overall, especially the boss fights. It's repetitive and doesn't really have much going for it, but it's a decent way to kill 30 minutes if you're bored. It's also very quick to beat. You can't go wrong with easy achievements, either. There are 44 of them, so you can rack up quite a few in just half an hour. And, like any other game with trading cards, you can just leave it running and collect a few cards for free. Nice! 8/10. I'm willing to overlook how boring it is because of the easy achievements and trading cards. Overall, it's a decent little time waster. Also, hello if you're here because of G2A!

Фух, ну я и вспотел, пока проходил эту игру! Старался на полную катушку. В итоге смог затащить вообще без единого проигрыша! Раскатал абсолютно все вражеские самолётики и разнёс в щепки всех 3 боссов.Отличный олдскульный космо-шутер, чтобы проверить свой скилл и реакцию. Динамика супер, залипнуть можно конкретно. Всем любителям жанра однозначно советую попробовать! 10 сбитых самолётов из 10!

---{ Graphics }--- ☑ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Don’t look too long at it ☐ Dogwater ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Very good ☐ Satisfyingly brutal ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Meh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don’t ---{ Audio }--- ☑ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma ☐ No one ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☑ Dark Souls with revolvers ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Long grind ☑ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☑ It'll replace your life ☐ Lovely ☐ Good ☐ Average ☐ Some lore ☐ No Story ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ☑ Feels longer than eternity ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☐ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☑ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 0 ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☑ 10

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This meets the minimum requirements to be called a video game, but does not exceed them.