Disarmed
A satirical fantasy puzzle game about healthcare.
Estimated lifetime revenue
Free-to-play
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Est. copies sold
562
mid estimate
Reviews
26
Review score
73%
7.3/10
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About the game
Got health problems? Aches? Pains? Large open wounds and green festering skin? Have no fear! Our program can help. Lurch through a dungeon set up by our least talented wizards, and make your way to the plague doctor to get the care you need! Come to the Health Equity Liquidation Lair (H.E.L.L) and get your treatment today!*
*Note – treatment may be precluded by a number of tests, obstacles, unpleasant surprises and general dismemberment. H.E.L.L offers no guarantee for a lack of tests, obstacles or unpleasant surprises after treatment. For questions or concerns, please tie a scrap of paper to the leg of a raven and set both of them on fire. Don’t worry – we really do read those. (1)
1: H.E.L.L does not guarantee a reply to all (or any) queries.
Disarmed is a puzzle-based dungeon crawler in which you shamble through levels seeking treatment for your zombification. Find new puzzle-solving solutions as your body falls apart and you gain access to your liberated limbs!
Contains:
• Dark hallways
• Capacity to be a zombie (and nothing else)
• Coffins
• Saw blades
• Death
• A narrator who doesn’t care about you.
Can you navigate the maze of H.E.L.L. and find your way to quality healthcare? Or will the dungeon get the better of you?
Find out in Disarmed!
*Note – treatment may be precluded by a number of tests, obstacles, unpleasant surprises and general dismemberment. H.E.L.L offers no guarantee for a lack of tests, obstacles or unpleasant surprises after treatment. For questions or concerns, please tie a scrap of paper to the leg of a raven and set both of them on fire. Don’t worry – we really do read those. (1)
1: H.E.L.L does not guarantee a reply to all (or any) queries.
Disarmed is a puzzle-based dungeon crawler in which you shamble through levels seeking treatment for your zombification. Find new puzzle-solving solutions as your body falls apart and you gain access to your liberated limbs!
Contains:
• Dark hallways
• Capacity to be a zombie (and nothing else)
• Coffins
• Saw blades
• Death
• A narrator who doesn’t care about you.
Can you navigate the maze of H.E.L.L. and find your way to quality healthcare? Or will the dungeon get the better of you?
Find out in Disarmed!