Dino Goodbye
An absurd comedy visual novel about a scientist dinosaur trying to stop a meteor while politicians, media stars, and rich lizards compete to be catastrophically stupid.
Estimated lifetime revenueLow confidence
$170.2
$50.8low → high range$510.7
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Est. copies sold
181
mid estimate
Reviews
7
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About
About the game
"Dino Goodbye!" is an absurd satirical visual novel about a dinosaur civilization marching confidently toward extinction like it has a branding strategy for the apocalypse.
You play as Doctor Thunderasaur, the scientist who discovers that a giant meteor is on its way. Instead of urgent action, he gets TV nonsense, political theater, oligarch schemes, influencer chaos, and entire crowds of dinosaurs who would rather argue about optics than survive.
Expect:
- sharp comedy and black humor;
- branching choices that change the road to the ending;
- political satire with maximum prehistoric nonsense;
- a world full of dinosaurs making terrible decisions with incredible confidence;
- one unavoidable finale, because the meteor does not care about approval ratings.
It is a story about science, denial, panic, stupidity, and one final scream that arrives exactly on schedule.