[h1] 10 mins truly Demonlished me into writing the essay ov Pain[/h1]
[i]Introduction[/i]
Someone call an exorcist. Played this game for 10 minutes, hoping it would be at least passable but holy hell...This was truly concocted down in the 9th circle back in 200 AD when Satan decided to partake in the "Enslave Humanity with these 3D stunning models" workshop sponsored by Nanosoft (Hell's version of MS). Moving on, we will discover all the things I've encountered so far, following the classic structure of this highly amousing report paper consisting of Introduction, (yes, what you're currently reading, you silly) body (everyone has one at least they should) and concussion..er.. I mean conclusion.
[i]Mmm~ain Body (or Mein Body if you're half German heh)[/i]
So font in the main menu is not the easiet to read, don't even get me started on the story in-game font which is somehow even worse.
Main menu font: [url=https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/540764599932767627/7A6CF6B377330C588C3F6EDEF1E095EC6C1C37E8/] Looks like this [/url]
In-game font which the lore is also written in:[url=https://games.mail.ru/hotbox/content_files/gallery/e8/8f/demonlisher_screenshot_779ca85b.jpeg] Looks like this [/url]
The main character model looks like a walking potato sack because of horrid visuals.Oh, apologies didn't know that was supposed to look like a Merlin's robe. At least that guy had a beard!
The monsters while they have some variety, the up close and personal section of them (or as I like to call them The Melee Bois) can be easily avoided as they're super sluggies. Serious threat begins at the "Fire spitter" daemons but their fire attacks can still be evaded if you keep in mind that the mobility of your character is akin to the M4 Sherman. Beyond level 5 or 6 (I have lost the count) the entities of the Hellish realm are largely unbeknownst to me.
[i]Conclusion[/i]
5€ for this thing called a "product" is way too much and whoever priced it will have his homes in 4th and 8th districts ov Hell's Avenue. If you really desire to play an ugly but way more polished and fun Pac-Man clone that's also cute I strongly advise a game called [url=https://i.ytimg.com/vi/F4PZZuzuZsg/hqdefault.jpg] Hopmon[/url] and it has cute pink demons also! Not to mention it also looks better if you're a fan of low-poly / beginnings of 3D era.
Pros:
✅ I spent 20 mins writing this essay, so the game has a great potential of making you more productive on Steam ( doesn't work off Steam due to how evil this scheme is)
Cons:
❌Font, ugly models and just EVERYTHING in general, price and your soul included
Personal score: N/A (💀 it was Demonlished 💀)
