Demetrios - The BIG Cynical Adventure

В этой игре мне не нравится только одно: она слишком длинная. Две или даже три главы можно было бы смело вырезать, и это сделало бы прохождение более динамичным и увлекательным. Специфика юмора и персонажей такова, что с ними легко переборщить, поэтому меньше всегда лучше, чем больше. Здорово, что есть отдельная опция для настройки уровня сортирного юмора. Я как высокодуховный интеллектуальный человек солидного возраста естественно выкрутила её на максимум и получила максимум эстетического удовольствия в полицейском участке, но к концу игры оно знатно приелось. Как и безграничное слабоумие протагониста. А ещё мне не понравились персонаж Каролины и её мамки, первая до бесячего раздражающая, вторая раздражающе скучная. Но это несущественные мелочи, общее впечатление об игре самое замечательное. Загадки отличные, веселые, диалоги и персонажи забавные, сюжет есть, офигенные мини-игры, местами гораздо веселее самого сюжета, кстати. Круто, что неписи запоминают твои предыдущие решения и обладают зачатками здравого смысла, что на моей памяти я встречаю в играх такого жанра впервые. Оставляет свежие впечатления.

I got this game cheap in a sale, deciding to give it a try. And was surprised by how much I had a really good time! I got really into finding the cookies and exploring every scene. I thought the lack of voice acting would bother me, but it didn't. I had fun with the mini games. And I found the story weird but fun. (I set toilet humour to mid at the start of the game and that level seemed absolutely fine to me.) The game hint system is really good, so there's no getting stuck. And I died tons of times, and loved reading the different things on my coffin. I recommend this game. It's fun :)

Non si vede nemmeno la barra superiore...

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10/10

Beer fuels bad plans Laughter uncovers dark truths Odd heroes prevail

good game

bellissimo

I miss this kind of humor in games

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