
This city fears me. I saw its true face... And it smelled like sawdust. Welcome to the world of pretentious film noir, where it rains even indoors, and cool guys don't look at explosions (because they forgot to wear sunglasses).
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Film noir, explosions, and... a hamster? Join grumpy old Johnson and the spectacularly dimwitted intern Billy on the most absurd investigation of the century. Save the world from the furry menace!
Will Johnson and Billy save the world? Will Fluffy enslave humanity? Or will it all end with him simply being put back in his cage?
This city fears me. I saw its true face... And it smelled like sawdust.
Welcome to the world of pretentious film noir, where it rains even indoors, and cool guys don't look at explosions (because they forgot to wear sunglasses).
PLOT:
The Mayor's daughter has lost her pet hamster, Fluffy. Seems like a simple matter? Not so!
The best of the worst take on the investigation:
• Detective Johnson: A veteran cop who's too old for this crap, but whose mortgage won't pay itself.
• Intern Billy: A walking disaster. A man capable of starting a shootout in an empty room and losing.
Together, they must navigate a hell of idiocy, interrogate witnesses who saw nothing, and uncover a terrible secret. Fluffy isn't just a cute little furball. He's a criminal mastermind who founded an underground "Hamster Diaspora" with the goal of taking over the planet!
You simply read the story and choose your answers. But be careful: one wrong word from Intern Billy could lead to the explosion of a police station (or a bonus, depending on your luck).
Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: Russian, English
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 25 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
Perfect blend of humor and noir aesthetics. Unique atmospheric gaming experience!
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Если кратко, то это отличная игра за цену буханки хлеба. Она короткая, она абсурдная, местами несмешная и нудная, но почему-то проходится залпом, а значит зацепила. Изображения сгенерированы нейронкой, но это тот случай когда нейросеть работает как надо, возможно, человек бы просто не додумался до такой гротескной визуальной сатиры. За реп батл отдельный +. Люблю Билли. Вы тоже полюбите..
Очень смешная игра, для хорошего настроения. 30минут юмора и веселой музыки.
Хорошая игрушка, с юмором, идеальный вариант ненадолго разбавить себе вечер, проходиться быстро, за такую цену в принципе чего и придираться к ней)
холрошая игра мне очень понравилась. прикольная мукльтяшная рисовка и музыка кайфовая я доволен
♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ and not the project here is just humorous on humorous I have not seen such a thing, well, a typical detective is self-taught, the conclusions are one more awesome than the other, I am so imbued with this game that just in the east everything is nice here, visuals, graphics and plot, so I would recommend you this creation, you need to familiarize yourself
забавная игра:)
没中文 没成就 笨蛋侦探社 黑色电影风、爆炸场面,还有…… 一只仓鼠? 加入脾气暴躁的老侦探约翰逊,以及笨到离谱的实习生比利,开启本世纪最荒诞的调查。从毛茸茸的威胁中拯救世界吧! 约翰逊和比利能拯救世界吗? fluffy 会奴役全人类吗?还是最后只会被乖乖关回笼子里? 这座城市畏惧我。我见过它真实的面目…… 闻起来就像锯末。 欢迎来到充满装逼感的黑色电影世界 —— 这里连室内都在下雨,真正的酷男从不回头看爆炸(因为他们忘了戴墨镜)。 剧情 市长的女儿弄丢了她的宠物仓鼠 fluffy。听起来是件小事?才不简单! 两位 “烂中之王” 接手了这起调查: 侦探约翰逊:老油条警探,早就受够了这一切,但房贷还得自己还。 实习生比利:行走的灾难。能在空房间里引发枪战,还能打输的那种神人。 他们必须在一片蠢事里艰难前行,审问一群什么都没看见的证人,揭开一个可怕的秘密: Fluffy 不只是一只可爱的小毛球。他是犯罪天才,一手建立了地下 “仓鼠离散组织”,目标是占领整个星球! 你只需要阅读故事,选择你的回答。但要小心:比利说错一句话,就可能炸掉整个警察局(当然,也可能变成福利,全看运气)。 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣾⡇⠀⣿⣆⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡶⠟⠋⠉⠁⣤⣤⠀⠉⠉⠛⠷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠋⢀⣴⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⡀⠈⢻⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣾⢃⣠⠾⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠷⣄⡀⢻⡆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣸⡿⢋⡁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⡙⢾⣇⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⣾⠋⢠⡞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⡄⠙⢷⡄⠀ ⣾⡇⠀⣼⠀⠀⠀⠛⠀⠀⡀⢲⡶⢀⡀⠀⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠀⢸⣷⠀ ⠸⣧⡀⢹⡄⢀⣀⠀⠀⠈⠧⠞⠑⠖⠃⠀⠀⢀⠀⣀⢀⡿⢀⣼⠇⠀ ⠀⠈⠙⢻⡿⠉⠉⢳⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⡞⠉⠉⢻⡟⠛⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠶⠶⠾⠉⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠻⠶⠶⠟⠁⠀
Зачетный вынос мозга. У ценителей абсурда зайдет на ура!
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