
Crazy Steam Bros is a classical horizontal shoot'em up inspired by the gameplay of old arcades. Anton and Dupont are brothers, inventors, and a little mad also! With the help of their landlady, Miss Lily, they must defeat the evil Baron and their hordes of moustached soldiers.
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Crazy Steam Bros is a badly made 2D retro pixel side scrolling shmup with a steampunk theme. Gameplay consists of extremely mediocre arcade bullet dodging and shooting While you can change the control scheme, they chose to use obsolete retro pixel "art" as a substitute for contemporary PC graphics. It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget or talent, regardless, the overall visual quality of the game is extremely low as a result. Resolution is locked and it looks like the game displays in a somewhat distorted 4:3 aspect ratio (or maybe the graphics are so bad they just don't look right... typical for this kind of shovelware). These flaws push this game far below minimum acceptable standards for PC. It looks as though they wanted to make this a mobile app because the game has some prompts for using a touchscreen, but even so, it's understandable the mobile app stores wouldn't touch this, even they have some standards. This was once a paid game and the developers even dumped this into some game bundles, now it seems they just gave up and made it free... and even for that price hardly anyone wants it.
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Languages: English, Spanish - Spain
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overlap control joystick + mouse, should disable either one when one of it is active, & pls make the game easier for casual...
Для мобилок 2000-х игра бы может и зашла, а тут легчайший дроп.
Порт мобилки. Очень кривой и неудобный.
Dificil pero divertido jajaja
This game is a pretty standard side scrolling shooter but the controls aren't the best and the shots your ship fires are very narrow and you have to aim really carefully to shoot the enemy ships. I managed to make it to stage 3 after a good number of tries but there it gets very difficult with the sheer number of enemies and shots on the screen especially since if you die you lose all your power ups. On the plus side the cutscene art looks nice and music is decent. I'd rate this game a 5 or 6 out of 10 at most.
[h1]Before I played Crazy Steam Bros 2, I had a small pp, no friends, no gf, depression, and no life. These things havent changed, but the game is pretty good[/h1]
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Tags Shootemup & Bullet Hell Additional Tags: Delete Local Content & Remove from Library TLDR: Your hitbox for your ship is very large. Powerups are rare, get spend by shooting, and must be snowballed to win. If you die you casually retry level without powerups which makes it unbeatable. The audiovisuals and flavor are kinda neat. Having the two chaps in top hats manning a steampunk gatling in a baloon is cool. Lots of people mention the controls I found them... servicable. There is an odd increase and decrease in acceleration at times when moving laterally or vertically, could be a bug. The size of the ship makes it very hard to weave through bullet patterns. However taking a few hits does not constitute a permanent issue since you will regain health if you do not get hit long enough. On the other hand you cannot earn powerups by killing chains or doing any special action. Standard bullets do little damage and foes bulletsponge and tank a lot of damage. So much so that mini bosses will eventually move further along the screen to trigger further waves, hopelessly overwhelming you. Your only recourse is to fly on top of minibosses and drop bombs on them which do a lot more damage. However the rate of fire is low and I still had to drop like 8 bombs on one small boss. This strategy is nearly impossible to apply with waves present as the bombs will encounter bullets and blow up. Conclusion: The infinite retries, large ship, loose controls, recharging health hint at a very casual SHMUP. Which, although not the best in its class, can still deserve its place. However, at the same time, the game has the bulletsponges, fairly complex bullet waves, a punishing loss of powerups on retries and waves that do not wait for the player's progress to trigger. So it is the worst of both worlds. Too hardcore to be enjoyable casually, and too sloppy with dubious design decisions to be a proper skills based hardcore game. Best remove this for declutter lest it distorts your perception of the genre really...
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