Crazy Caveman

FROM THE CREATORS OF HIT VR GAMES, CONTRACTORS AND CONTRACTORS SHOWDOW, CRAZY CAVEMAN IS THE NEXT STEP IN REVOLUTIONARY AI GENERATED GAMING. anyway whos idea was this, is this like a punishment for the devs or something? they have to work on Crazy Caveman for a few hours if they do something wrong?| Lon bao pls fix game

This game has way too many issues: Ridiculous spawn point — You spawn right in the middle of a monster pack, and they even rush into your home. Zero buffer zone. No onboarding — You're thrown onto an island to survive from the start. In multiplayer, you're greeted with stumps left by the host, with no sense of direction at all. Resource-durability imbalance — An axe breaks after just a few uses. Durability doesn't last long enough to gather what you need. No distinction between tools and weapons — Your axe is your only gathering tool. Use it to fight an animal and it breaks, leaving you with zero means of survival. You're forced to restart the game entirely. There's no separation between tools and weapons, so the cost of combat is literally starting over. Counterintuitive interactions — No axe in the wild? Too bad, you can't just smash a tree with a rock. Grass everywhere? Doesn't matter, you still have to chop trees for fiber. Absurd crafting recipes — Wood + stone + rope to make an axe, sure. But one fishing rod costs 20 rope and 100 fiber? That's not just unrealistic — it's straight-up fantasy. No character selection — You can't even choose your gender. You're forced to play as a female character? Low price, but low quality — The price is budget-friendly, but the content doesn't match. I'd rather pay more for a properly optimized game.