CRASH-SAN

2ステージで壁のぼりしたら途中で動けなくなって止めた。 残機30で全3ステージをクリアする3Dアスレチックゲーム。ただ、操作性、クリア目標、壁のぼりからの移動不可能バグ（仕様？）のおかげで厳しいものになっていると感じた。キャラはかなり自由に動けるし、道中にセーブポイントもあるので優しい気はする。ただ、作りが雑な印象。ゲームオーバーになってもLoadはできるが、本当に最後のセーブ状態から始まるのは厄介な気がする。楽にクリアするならセーブを無視して練習してできるようになったらセーブが安定。 恐らく大部分の人が経験するであろう最初の死があるので、全ては狙い（仕様）なのかもしれない。でもギリジャンできなかったり、移動不可になったり、ジャンプや銃撃回数が実績に反映されないところを見ると、単純にバグというか雑な作りをしているからという気がする。 良いポイントがあるとすればカメラ性能。真上、真横に設置することでジャンプの着地位置や障害物を飛び越すことが楽にできる（真横から見ることで完全に横スクロールアクションになる）。この仕組みと発想で1本作れそう。

THIS GAME IS CURSED!

[h1]Before I played CRASH-SAN, I had a small pp, no friends, no gf, depression, and no life. These things havent changed, but the game is pretty good[/h1]

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"CRASH-SAN" is certainly a runner-up for one of the worst games on Steam, and I'm not kidding. I think this is genuinely made, which is something, but it's truly awful, laughably badly done. Three stages of some of the worst third person platforming ever to worsen the gaming industry. The technical execution of this game is shallow and simplistic, just enough to tick the boxes required to get something (anything) published on Steam, rather than investing the huge amount of effort and budget needed to create a fully fledged, comprehensive, high quality product. This feels like a tech demo more than a full game. The graphics here are particularly awful, incredibly lazy, barely animated 3D assets that probably took half an hour to maker, so bad that it actually stands out as one of the worst looking games on Steam. Quite an accomplishment. It's a big contributor to the failure of the game to attract gamers despite having no up-front cost. Gaming is a primarily visual medium, and if developers want to succeed, they must understand that it's not an area for compromise. Let's talk about price and the value this represents for us gamers. This is "free" enough (not every "free" game in the "free" section is truly free, there's usually some hidden price tag), at least you won't be expected to spend any more money after you download this, but just because something is free doesn't mean it's good, and the cost of a game is more than just financial, your time is valuable too. Even as a free game, this couldn't find an audience. With a peak of [b]only 3 players[/b], it's clear the Steam community took one look and walked away. They literally couldn't pay people to spend time playing this. Bearing in mind that free games don't add +1 to your game collector count, should you bother adding this to your library and downloading it? What's the verdict? Definitely not. This is impossible to recommend. To quote another Steam reviewer, this should be a paid product... they should be paying people to download it.

como que CARALHAS A PORRA DA STEAM ACEITA ESSAS MERDAS NA LOJA? ACHO QUE NUNCA JOGUEI UM JOGO TÃO FODIDO NA MINHA VIDA, PUTA QUE PARIU, tudo é uma completa desgraça acho que não existe uma mecânica nessa merda que está funcionando certo, não acho ruim que esse jogo seja uma bosta acho ruim que essa porra ainda não saiu da steam, o foda de tentar fazer review desse tipo de jogo é que não existe um lugar para começar, TUDO É MUITO FODIDO, o menu a animação os inimigos as colisões, na real não vou nem listar se não eu ia falar literalmente cada detalhe do jogo, mano é uma completa desgraça.

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