
This is a true piece of junk. Every second you spend opening this game is a waste of your precious time. Your time is valuable—open your eyes and stay away from trash games.
Revenue comes from in-game items and microtransactions, which our price-based model doesn't estimate. The player count below is how many people own it, not what they spent.
About
A so-called “crap game,” a complete and utter piece of garbage, featuring but not limited to:
Graphics so rough they hurt your eyes, with laughable cutscenes
A broken, utterly useless user interface
Mind-numbingly boring quests designed purely to waste your time
Out-of-nowhere, meaningless old jokes
Annoying, never-ending narration that won’t shut up
A ridiculous story clumsily improvised by half-baked narrators
Convinced yet? Ha! The joke’s on you.
In reality, this game only manages to make a blocky character wander aimlessly across a blank map… and that’s it. Nothing more. Don’t expect anything else.
Value your time, open your eyes, and stay far away from this trash.
Do NOT play.
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Languages: English, French, Spanish - Spain, Russian, Japanese, Simplified Chinese*, Traditional Chinese, Korean*languages with full audio support
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Reviews
Themes across 58 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Reviews
Название говорит само за себя: эта игра - полное дерьмо, и я жалею, что потратил на неё даже время на скачивание. Графика уровня 90-х, управление кривое, враги тупые, а сюжет можно пересказать на салфетке за десять секунд. В общем, если не хотите зря терять нервы и деньги, просто проходите мимо и не повторяйте моих ошибок. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡛⠛⠷⣶⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣷⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣹⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡴⠞⠉⠈⠻⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣿⡧⠤⠤⠶⠖⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣦⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⠞⠉⠀⠉⠙⠻⣶⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⡴⠞⠉⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⣿⣆⣴⠟⠉⠉⠉⠛⢶⡖⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⢠⡾⠋⠉⠈⠉⠻⣦⣰⣿⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣾⠟⠋⡿⠁⢀⣾⣿⣷⣄⠈⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡟⠀⢠⣾⣿⣷⡄⠘⣿⠉⠛⢿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⠏⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⢹⡇⠀⠀⠙⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡏⠀⠀⠀⠘⣧⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⣸⠇⠀⣀⣤⢾⣇⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⣾⠁⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣧⡀⠈⠉⠁⢀⣴⠿⠞⠋⠉⠀⠀⠻⣦⡀⠈⠉⠁⣠⡾⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⣠⣶⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠙⠛⠒⠛⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠚⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡼⠿⢷⣦⣄⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣟⠛⠛⠒⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠖⠚⠛⢛⡷⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣷⡄ ⢰⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢷⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⡶⠛⢁⣠⡴⠞⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿ ⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠓⠶⠶⠦⠶⠶⣚⣫⡥⠶⠚⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿ ⠈⢿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⡤⠴⠖⠚⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⡿⠃ ⠀⠈⠛⣷⣦⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⡶⠾⠿⠟⠿⠿⠿⠶⣶⣶⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⠶⠿⠛⠉⠀⠀
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Hours played at review time, across 58 reviews with recorded playtime.
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配音给我听利了
不要玩,真的,千万不要玩,纯纯浪费时间
The title can't stop me because I Can't Read!!! On a serious note, this game has quite an effort put in for such a low effort game. RPG with Chinese yapping ASMR. Good game!
片手操作難易度:易しい マウスのみでいろいろやらされるADV+アクション タイトルに偽りなし。 おすすめできるようなゲームではないですが、タイトル通りなので 「あ~なんかクソゲーがしたいな~」というときにおすすめです。 開発者とテストプレイしてる人がずっと喋ってるのでほぼフルボイス++(中国語) 日本語字幕は良好でした。(一部未翻訳有り) 後半にあるアクションゲームが地味に難易度が高いです。主に当たり判定のせいで。 アイテムを使用するときは絵よりその下の数字辺りを押した方が反応しやすいです。主に当たり判定のせいで。
非常粪的游戏,虽然我后面躲弹幕打不过但是单纯下下来当个乐子或者相声无比合适
我操你妈的,你他妈给我喂的什么臭狗屎
跳不上去
真的是一坨
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