
Tired of the city grind, you drop everything and head to a dairy farm you’ve unexpectedly inherited. But instead of cows, you’re greeted by cute girls with horns, tails, and some very generous... milk supplies. 🥵
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Tired of the city grind, you drop everything and head to a dairy farm you’ve unexpectedly inherited. But instead of cows, you’re greeted by cute girls with horns, tails, and some very generous... milk supplies. 🥵
The farm is in ruins, but you’ve got hands, determination, and a high tolerance for affection. Roll up your sleeves, start milking, and turn this place into a nonstop fountain of pleasure — and profit. 💦💰
Features:
🐮 Clicker gameplay with sexy cowgirls
⚙️ Upgrade system and auto-milking mechanics
🔓 Unlockable erotic scenes as rewards
💋 Unique fetishes for each waifu
🏚️ Restore and customize your farm
You’re this farm’s last hope. And you’ve got everything it takes to make it mooo-gnificent again. 😈
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All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: Russian, English, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Arabic, Bulgarian, Czech, Danish, Dutch, Finnish +18 more
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 40 reviews with recorded playtime.
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positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Reviews
Content is as follows, 8 stills with 8 animations to click through after unlocking a certain level. The animations aren't bad, but honestly this is overpriced for less than 1,5 hour of content to reach a 100% achievement score. You click, you upgrade, enable boosts, buy new barns and buy new cowgirls - which in the beginning enable new upgrades and boosts. Overall a 3/10 with the only pro being the animation style.
шляпный кликер
No Simply a no Like in similar reviews 8 (cow)girls, per 1,5 scene, one for xxx 2nd for 'casual' milking, + per 1, let's say nice, pic And the casual milking one pretty fast become stable due to poor mathematics of the game 1,5h and full content/achievements unlocked I hoped to get more But the trailer and the shown pics is literally all the game has to offer... To add another "-" The in game moans and splashing sounds are literally random If you are here for achievements then help yourself If for at least decent corn, look elsewhere
Кликер с элементами ВН. По сюжету герой, устав от городской рутины, бросает всё и отправляется на молочную ферму, которую неожиданно унаследовал. Но там его встречают необычные коровки с большими запасами молока. Ферма в руинах, но у героя есть руки и решимость засучить рукава и начать зарабатывать море денег тяжким, но приятным трудом. Приятная рисовка и анимация. Видно, что рисовка с использованием AI. Неплохое музыкальное сопровождение. Брать лучше по скидке. За игру 6 из 10
This is a surprisingly fun and quirky farm simulator that adds a very spicy twist to the genre. If you like management games with adult themes then you will definitely enjoy building up this specific farm.
Я хep его знает, какой глубины сюжета и качества многие ожидают от простого кликера. Но тут, если и можно к чему придраться, это цена без скидок. А по продолжительности и количеству тут нормально. Семь героинь, по 2 CG статика и 2 анимированные сцены у каждой.
Чел, який написав гамно, не правий
The art was pretty great. The characters were lovely, the animations smooth, and scenes were entertaining! Game was pretty easy to complete and I appreciated it for what it was... all for the cost of, what, a soda and king size snickers at a gas station? Nice job :)
Мало контента, Мало активностей и анимаций, та и те что есть ну могли бы лучше и больше
[code]This game was [b]NOT[/b] provided by the publisher. [code]This review is brought to you by the Steam Curator [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/45021855-Lewd-Reviewer/]Lewd Reviewer[/url].[/code] [table] [tr] [th]💖 Type of adult content[/th] [th]Live2d animations[/th] [/tr] [tr] [th]👾 Played till completion, will keep playing or dropped?[/th] [th]Played till completion[/th] [/tr] [tr] [th]🤐 Censorship[/th] [th][/th] [/tr] [tr] [th]🗒️ English quality[/th] [th]10/10[/th] [/tr] [tr] [th]💬 Is there a discord?[/th] [th]No[/th] [/tr] [tr] [th]🎮 Gameplay[/th] [th]Active Clicker[/th] [/tr] [tr] [th]😖 Who might be interested in this game?[/th] [th]Those wanting a bit more involvement in their adult clickers[/th] [/tr] [tr] [th]🙎 Art/3D Asset quality[/th] [th]8.5/10[/th] [/tr] [tr] [th]🧍 Protagonist gender[/th] [th]Male[/th] [/tr] [tr] [th]💕 Number of love interests[/th] [th]8[/th] [/tr] [tr] [th]🐛 Bugs experienced during gameplay[/th] [th]None[/th] [/tr] [/table] [h1]Overview[/h1] A distant uncle has passed away and you're given his farm, currently in disrepair. Get operations up and running again, get the 'cattle' in place and you're off to the races! [h1]Technical[/h1] Unity 6. Not noticing anything weird, competently put together. [h1]Translation[/h1] Native level, or ajacent. There's not much in the way of text here, but none of the text drew me out of what 'story' was present. [h1]Voicework[/h1] NA [h1]Sexual Content[/h1] Through the game each girl has 3 story segments; introduction when she's hired, a get to know her scene quite quickly thereafter and finally a sex scene. The sex scene is a series of Live2D animations progressing through a sexual encounter. The only complaint I have is that it'd be nice for it to be a bit more interactive, but it's perfectly servicable as far as sex scenes goes. Progression is a bit... faster than it has to be though, once I understood everything, everything got unlocked in QUICK succession. [h1]Controversial Content[/h1] None. The cowgirls are coming to the farm of their own free will like a job seemingly, not a sniff of coercion in this story. [h1]Overall Review[/h1] I am conflicted. On the one hand, cheap cashgrab clickers, take notes, look to this for how to make your game at least a bit interesting. The clicking is broken up with the usual upgrades thing, but there's a bar stopping you from just autoclicking and sipping coffee nonstop. Then there's timed upgrades that you need to go to the map screen to renew, and then there's different girls, so you need to go unlock them, which then allows you to swap between them to use different clicking bars. This system is rather well thought out. On the other hand, it seems like the progression is tuned WAY too leniently. Once everything about how this game works is clear, it just took but a moment to complete the whole thing. The whole thing came in at about 70 minutes for me, but I deliberately messed around more than I ought to, so probably should be between 50-60 minutes for a casual playthrough with eyes on the target. Some may appreciate that it doesn't try to stretch out its gameplay for too long, but having it be a bit longer expands on anticipation. So, it kinda depends on the player if this is a good or a bad thing, not something I'd actively hold against the game, but know that if you're thinking about this. The price point, 6.89 EUR... Fair. There's 8 girls, each with their own scene set. I'd say this is a well set price. One thing to note, every girl has a associated achievement set, except for the last two girls, for some reason. I assume they got added in a post-release update, and the achievements just were never updated. They probably should update the achievements as well when they do stuff like that to entice players that have already completed the game to come back for a last spin. All in all, I can recommend this one. [/code]
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