
Have a conversation with a rock in this comedic piece of interactive fiction.
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I just talked to a rock. Could I get outside, find a rock in the park and talk to it? Yes. Could I talk to my plushie in my bed? Yes. Did I still talk to a rock in a game and send weird messages that devs probably read? YES YES YES
和我的研究生社交生活一样波澜不惊,但是很喜欢 ...
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---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ☑ The Rock RTX ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☑ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☐ Adults ☐ Grandma ☐ Everyone ☑ Everyrock ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ☑ THE ROCK ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press a bunch of buttons ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Elden Ring ☑ Just talk to The Rock ---{ Grind }--- ☑ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☑ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ☑ Long enough for The Rock ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☐ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ☑ It's free rock! ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 ☑ 10 The Rock
My friends suck a holding up a conversation. This better
This is a pure master piece it's so wonderful .Some people can't comprehend the magnificent of this master piece.
T'was, in fact, a conversation with a rock.
Best game I've ever played.
Best game ever. the rock has some very interesting responses like "..." and "...".
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