
did you feel stupid, fat, lazy, and ugly in high school? well i did...but at least i made a life-simulation RPG about it!
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Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 1.14/day in the week to Aug 14 → 1.43/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 26 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 7 places towards #1, and the 2,402 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
About
BEING A TEENAGER SUCKS. So we made a videogame about it.
Hey remember when your parents, your friends, and society at large all conspired to make you feel ugly, lazy, stupid, and unloved despite the brilliant human spirit contained within you? No? Well, allow us to refresh your memory via the timeless medium of a slice-of-life role-playing game!
In Consume Me, you take on the role of Jenny, young, in love, and entering her final year of high school. Make meticulous scheduling decisions to maximize your glow-up! Solve the puzzle game of dieting! Evade distractions as you pursue scholarly success! Do chores to get money from mom at a rate much lower than minimum wage!
Can you win the heart of the boy of your dreams? Can you hold on to it? Can you chart a course towards a sustainable future? Can you fit just one more TODO goal on your plate, or is it already full to bursting? Most importantly, does any of this matter--either in the game, or in a broader sense? I don't have time to spoil the story here, so I'll just give you a free tip: if you have the spare money, buy some coffee at the corner store and drink it for an extra free-time unit.
A darkly funny coming-of-age story: You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll get a little hungry, sometimes all at the same time! Sorry about that!
Every meal a puzzle: Eat your lunch, but be careful not too eat too much. Also, try not to eat too little either. Throw any food you don't want to the dog. It's fine, she's not on a diet!
Gripping strategic decision making: A limited amount of time and an unlimited number of things to do!? This classic combination introduces the ultimate strategic question: How should you be spending your time? It's up to you to answer this question...every day of your life!
Obtain powerful equipment: Choose from a selection of garments that help you dress for success. But be warned, the armor of this world degrades after a mere single day of use...until you renew it via that ancient ritual known only as "laundry."
Over 13 possible endings: Most of them bad!
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Nem sei por onde começar a falar sobre Consume Me!!! O jogo é lindo, viciante e difícil!!! Por ser uma biografia e o conteúdo principal/inicial ser sobre distúrbio alimentar na adolescência, me lembrou muito a minha serie preferida: My Mad Fat Diary. Jenny e Rae nos mostram de forma sarcástica e até engraçada sobre como a adolescência pode ser difícil e que certamente esse não deveria ser o momento de fazermos nossas principais escolhas. Você vai encarar uma rotina de conciliar dieta, exercícios, estudos, hobbies, relacionamentos, aparência e muuuito mais e isso vai te deixar tenso e com medo de falhar (como é na vida real), você precisa administrar tempo e dinheiro, que são as habilidades essenciais para tudo no jogo. Apesar do gerenciamento ser difícil em alguns momentos, todos os mini games são super divertidos e intuitivos, o game design é sensacional. A história em si é curta e completa em 6 capítulos, entretanto, se quiser ganhar as conquistas provavelmente terá que jogar mais de uma vez, joguei duas vezes completas e mesmo assim ainda não consegui. (talvez tente novamente em alguns meses). Enfim, dou 10/10!!! Recomendo mto mto :)
This is a very wholesome, heartfelt, fun, and adorable game with a great story. 10/10
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Languages: English*, French, German, Spanish - Spain, Portuguese - Brazil, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese*languages with full audio support
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VERY kewl and AWESOME video game, yes yes
這遊戲很高的還原了學生時代升學壓力和體重健康管理的煩惱,玩起來蠻煩躁的
Girlhood simulator. Really fun game! Absolutely worth the time.
This is an incredible game. The story was engrossing and it hits you right in the feelings. I love the art style, the mini games, and the game feel. Just an all around fantastic experience.
This is a great and engrossing game. There's an energy that comes through in the pacting, the writing, the rough but expressive and beautifully colourful art. And it's deeply personal. I just love it. However it is also quite stressful! I can really feel the weight of everything the main character is going through. Which is good in that it empathically connects. Not so good in that despite the cute vibes and humor, it is NOT a game to reach for when I just want to lay back and de-stress. I really love a bunch of minigames and these ones really worked for me. Nothing here lacks character. Highly recommended!
best game of the year!
A lovely yet relatably heart-breaking minigame resource management life sim. It's inspiring to see the journey of someone's life (even if it's dramatizeda bit)
Pretty fun game. I do like how it reminds me of other similar-life sim games such as princess maker, volcano princess and magical princess. Saving and loading is honestly the MVP, without it, I probably wouldn't have managed to get a A++ grade on my first try. Did you really get 3 pomeranians at the same time? That's wild
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