
Operate a telephone switchboard, meet caricatured historical figures, and avert a nuclear war in this alternate history Cold War comedy. Use tactile point-and-click controls to drag wires and install wacky gadgets as you juggle waves of calls.
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November, 1962: The height of the Cold War. Mere weeks after the Cuban Missile Crisis, a new international entanglement is about to go nuclear. As the new White House switchboard operator, it’s your job to make sure long-distance negotiations don’t go sour. Get ready to phone it in.
In Cold Calling, you manage a chaotic, tactile switchboard, routing high-stakes diplomatic calls between the U.S. and the Soviet Union. Connect loose wires, use wacky gadgets, and juggle waves of incoming calls punctuated by hilarious exchanges between characters in a globetrotting adventure where your choices affect the outcome of the story.
Master the switchboard to keep calls on the line:
Use physics-based wires to create paths for your calls, then choose from over two dozen unique gadgets to make your job easier. Find powerful synergies by combining absurd devices like a pirate cannon, a UFO, or...a slice of cheese?
Navigate a hilarious narrative featuring dozens of caricatured real life historical figures, and utilize secret government technology to contact voices from the past (and future) in hopes of steering history away from disaster.
Follow a masked stranger through classic point-and-click segments, then prepare for some old fashioned sleuthing. Your favorite character has a unique side story to unlock, but whose conversation will you choose to listen in on? Your decisions will lead you to one of eight unique endings.
...Hectic multitasking based challenges under time pressure. (Or not! You can play with no penalties if you're mainly interested in the story.)
...Tower defense games. Cold Calling plays similarly in some ways, though with much more active interaction during each wave.
...Political satire and alternate history stories like Dr. Strangelove and In the Loop.
...Absurdist humor and a story that could fly off the rails at any moment.
Cold Calling was proudly created with no generative AI.
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
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Pretty entertaining game, feels similar to "Papers, Please" in terms of its gameplay loop and episodic nature, so I'd recommend it if you enjoy that sort of game.
Cool retro cold war game! Music is great, world-leader parodies are funny (reminds of Nuclear War for the Amiga because I am old as dirt). Also has some "Papers, please!" energy. Puzzler game play is a lot of fun. Two thumbs up!
Fantastic art and writing. Animation goes so hard. I am so bad at puzzle games, but once I start a level of cold calling I simply cannot stop until I've beat it.
This game really has a unique charm to it with its theme and humor. I also like the music and diverse puzzle mechanics.
Enjoyed the shenanigans that was the game's story. But I've now developed a hatred for goblins, rats and time weevils.
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