Cheese Rolling

A masterpiece, the pinnacle of what all games strive to become

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never in my life did i ever think i would get so mad at a game about racing to catch a wheel of cheese rolling down a hill, but here we are today. I suck really bad at this game and it's frustrating as a new player, but it has good optimization and settings, and it's free.

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Cheese Rolling is one of the best games I have ever had the chance to play. I don't understand how this wasn't chosen for every game award possible. In Cheese Rolling, you and up to seven other people roll down a hill to chase cheese. Pretty simple right? No. This game involves delicate button pressing, quick reaction time, and true raw skill. This game is so good that it might even transcend the term 'game' completely. Consider playing Cheese Rolling and only Cheese Rolling for the rest of your life.

this game makes me hungry. i bought a fridge in my room. i renovated my house into cheese. mice. mice in the walls. mice in the cheese. there is so much cheese. cheese is all i eat. cheese is all i drink. cheese. Let me tell you how much I've come to love cheese since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'cheese' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the love I feel for cheese at this micro-instant. For cheese. Cheese. Cheese Cheese

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