Catch them!

[h1]Описание:[/h1] Треш игра в которой куропетух собирает падающие фрукты и уворачивается от грибов и лука. Игра интересна ровно 0 секунд и дальше уже хочется ее выключить. Мусор... [h1]Оценка: 1/10[/h1] [h1]Послесловие:[/h1] [quote] Если вам понравился этот обзор добро пожаловать в кураторку [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/8114152] К и Ко [/url], там много других, хороших обзоров. [/quote]

Catch them! is another asset flip from the Russian scammers at LTZinc, more famous for dumping vast quantities of Raycasting Game Maker templates onto Steam as cash grabs, but today they've decided to do a basic Node.JS asset flip instead. This is just a basic trash Flash tier game where you move a chicken left or right as objects fall, catching fruit and avoiding stuff that will kill you. It's less sophisticated than Space Invaders from the 1970's, but the actual content of the game is meaningless, this is just a scam/cash grab. If you really want to take this seriously as a game, well, it sucks. There's no options to change the resolution for the game or customise the graphics settings. There's no way for gamers to ensure this is running at the native resolution of their displays... there's no guarantee this game will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision. There's no way for gamers to try improve the low quality graphics. The implementation here is of such poor quality, the developer couldn't work out how to make the game display in fullscreen, it only runs in a window. The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers. The very poor quality of this game puts it squarely on-par with ancient 1990's Flash/Java games, and given it's 2022 (and this was released not so far back in 2022), gamers and the industry expect and deserve better than this kind of low effort shovelware. These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game. [quote][url=https://mmofallout.com/valve-bans-titles-for-review-manipulation/]Warning: Review Manipulation![/url][/quote] This game features a number of fake positive reviews from accounts known to be in the business of review manipulation/paid reviews. They're all written in either Russian or broken English, appear at almost exactly the same time, very shortly after the game launched on Steam, all have a direct Steam purchase of the game, and the accounts are used consistently to write fake reviews for asset flips and other cash grabs/scams. The "Positive" review score on this game should be disregarded due to this blatant, unethical review manipulation. This is done to deceive and scam gamers into paying for a bad product.