Castan

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Being attacked by armadillos and ginormous frogs with grown-in flowers and mushrooms is fun, but the game feels empty and very unfinished. Also the optimisation is a huge problem - the graphics are at mobile gaming level at best, but the framerate jumps between 120 and 40 fps every two steps.

I think this game cured my autism. I used to have a girlfriend, a stable job, couple of hobbies, and a supporting family. I started playing this game and wanted to live like the characters in the game. I started by cutting off left index finger and flying out to Australia. There, I started going out into the boons and killing armadillos with a gun I bought under the table down in Australia. After killing enough armadillos and processing them into canned meat to send back to my family, I decided to start farming toads to hunt. Long story short, I bred thousands of frogs and stuck them into a barrel filled with glue and mushrooms to turn them into a huge, mutated frog. They were all dead when I lifted the lid. Needless to say I still decided to start trying to kill the beast I had created, and unloaded twenty rounds into it. After processing all of the frogs into canned meat and sending it to my gun dealer (my family excommunicated me after the twelfth shipment of two kilogram canned meat containers), I think I have finally found peace within myself, with no girlfriend (who I processed into canned meat), nor family to financially back my endeavors (whom I also processed into canned meat after they stopped sending me money). This game has soundly cured my autism, thank you.

Well. That was awful.

Mutasyona uğramış yaratıkların ortalıkta kol gezdiği köhne mağazaları ve apartmanları araştırarak açık, kıyamet sonrası bir şehri keşfedin. Küçük ve güvenli bir yerleşim yerinde hayatta kalanların sayısı çok azdır. Tehlikeli, kirlenmiş Castan şehrine daldığınızda mafyaya olan borcunuzu ödemek hiç de kolay bir iş olmayacak.

47 минут. Из которых 10 - борьба с интерфейсом и настройка игры. Собственно проходится за полчаса. Тем кто не вдупляет что делать - подрастите немного. Английский подучите.

Short and somewhat buggy, but an overall unique take on the survival genre.

[h1]Before I played Castan, I had a small pp, no friends, no gf, depression, and no life. These things havent changed, but the game is pretty good[/h1]