CashGrab: Refunded

This game is why it's called "Friend Slop"

Yo twin can i have a dollar?

Grab that cash Grabba'. This game has it's grabbers on me. It's fantastic. Fast pace, simple graphics, wonderful physics. It's crusty and grimy in all the right places and I recommend it.

type of ♥♥♥♥ they play in smiling friends

Looks like it would be a laugh with friends but sadly keeps freezing and crashing every 20 minutes or so for all of us.

r/dph if it wasn't funny

trying to give this game a fair chance, my friend an i had nothing but problems playing this game. voice chat down right doesnt work levels are unplayable, flashlights not working accidentally sitting in random chairs to then have all your controls busted and every entity instantly attacking before you even have a fair chance to understand the level. finally being able to "complete" a level the elevator broke leaving us soft locked outside the map. i totally understand that this is a early access game, and understand that bugs and features are expected to not work, im just a little frustrated how the only playable part of this game has been the lobby.

Funny but completely broken and the actual gameplay takes way too much effort for how janky and horrible doing anything is. Crashes constantly, massive stutters whenever more than one physics interaction happens, we beat a level and fell through the exit elevator's floor forever, the voice mixing is unbelievably quiet, can't invite through Steam so you have to figure out how the fiddly server browser works, rezing dead people is map dependent and sometimes you're on a map that doesn't have any, bespoke & non-rng maps that are labyrinthine and boring, grabbing anything another player is holding usually gets someone killed when the physics freak out (I saw your patch notes man, letting that ♥♥♥♥ ride is unconscionable. Put a flag on held objects and don't let two players one object happen until you figure it out) and there is basically no actual gameplay that isn't fundamentally about wrestling with the game's tedious ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. In its effort to seem like some sloppy cashgrab that is secretly filled with all sorts of mechanics and things to do, it's mostly just sloppy and terminally irony poisoned.

it is funny and fun but my game crashes frequently

crashing 24/7 dont even bother