CarsFuckingDragons

This game was executed perfectly. I don't believe it is possible to make a better game about cars ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dragons. The artwork and soundtrack are perfectly matched to the setting and concept.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is a game in the incredibly popular Comedy JRPG genre. In ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you play as the titular ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, in his quest to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. In the game start you exit your house and are thrown into the lush open world of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I spent about an hour trying to figure out where the beginner area is since most places I went to had a 15000 plus hp crayon monstrosity that would 1 shot our hero. After you find the first area its much a game in the vein of JRPG's, all the pros, cons, heights and pitfalls. You grind for about 6 hours and then 1 shot every boss. Through the journey you'll invite such characters as the Dragon Miss-handler, MechanicMan, Horse, Oldman, Magic Woman, Lightning Mcqueen. Every character you meet by the way is better than ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on every single level, he can use dual attack but as soon as you get the end game sword that one shots the entire second half of the game, he's become obsolete. The artwork for the game is probably the best part of it, with crayon and coloured pencil art really showcasing the deranged mental state the creator of the game is in. Kyokushin Karate founder Mas Oyama once said "Following the Martial Way is like scaling a cliff, continue upwards without rest. It demands absolute and unfaltering devotion to the task at hand." Such is the way of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.