Car Crash Couch Party

So much bugs...

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[H1]10/10 Best free screensaver on steam.[/H1] Then I realized the only input support was controller and was actually able to play. 2.5/10 Broken screensaver. 2/4 Mini-games work. 9.42477796077/10 Future rating when dev remembers he made a game Think devs need to add some more input support. [u][b]Tested[/b] Working Inputs[/u] [list] [*]Steam/Xbox Controller [*]Vape with USB adapter [*]Potato [*]Fisher-Price Rappin' Recording Microphone [*]Butternut Squash [/list] [u][b]Tested NOT [/b]Working Inputs[/u] [list] [*]Mouse [*]Keyboard [*]Any other standard PC input modules [*]Spaghetti Squash [*]Real Cigarettes [*]Turbo Tax [/list]

barely functional

"Car Crash Couch Party" is a godawfully bad, and of course completely failed set of "party" minigames you can play with your friends! Kidding. If you ask your friends to play garbage like this, you soon won't have any. What do you do in the game? You play soccer and capture the flag with vehicles. There's just a handful of badly made minigames involving basic competitive game modes, wonky controls, and laughably bad graphics. In terms of visuals, this features fairly low quality low poly 3D graphics which will deter a lot of gamers, understandably. Gaming is a visual medium, and while some developers struggle with creating high quality visuals, failing to do so is a disservice to gamers. It's very difficult to recommend bad looking games. This game is fairly dated at 7 years old... it's showing a bit of age and won't give you a very up-to-date gaming experience. On pricing, this is "free" enough, at least you won't be expected to spend any more money after you download this, but just because something is free doesn't mean it's good, and the cost of a game is more than just financial, your time is valuable too. Despite having no up-front cost, this failed to appeal to the 120 million+ gamers on Steam. SteamDB showed the game peaked at only 10 concurrent players... this is a dismal public reception. This was so bad they couldn't even give it away. Bearing in mind that free games don't add +1 to your game collector count, should you bother adding this to your library and downloading it? Nope. This isn't worth downloading. There's no financial cost up-front, but you'd still be spending your time and a little hard drive space on a product that's far from the best. There's thousands of better alternatives on Steam.

i had a dream that they updated the game please do btw wtf no keyboard support sad btw if anyone has the original version of this review please show it to me

THE GAME WILL NOT START!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN THE HOME SCREEN YOU CAN'T CLICK ON ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!