Business Simulator

Крутая игра

Давно мне не попадалось настолько убогого симулятора. Все силы разработчики пустили на оформление меню и всплывающих подсказок, на механику и геймплей забили огромный болт. Первое, что бросается в глаза – отсутствие возможности ускорять время. Придется постоянно пялиться в статичный экран и ждать, пока дадут щелкнуть на кнопки работы. Еще эти ужасные, выскакивающие окошки для ввода количества продаваемых/покупаемых предметов. Если развернуть игру на полный экран, то когда они выскакивают, игра сворачивается в трей, а белые окошки ввода висят на фоне рабочего стола. Если вам захочется начать игру с начала, то снова придется ждать, пока помрет текущий персонаж, поскольку кнопки/пункта меню «новая игра» тут тоже не сделали. Придется уморить перса голодом. К этому добавляется куча багов, отбивающих желание тратить на игру время, поскольку она становится непроходимой. Ничего новаторского. Игра напоминает обычный кликер, только очень медленный и кривой.

where to begin with the glorious game known as Business Simulator,, or triple B as I like to call it.. Boring, Broken, and Borked.. This game is fun, if you enjoy playing a game that is pointless,, in fact this game is more then just pointless, it's a buggy and broken mess.. I gave this game a chance, even after Mc. Shady revoker keys, decided to take a giant flaming dump on people who bought his game via a bundle.. I guess breaking business agreements is what Mr. Shady Dev does best.. Another in a long list of snatch and grabbers< who snatch your money and run with it.... then try to make up excuses and lies to excuse their bad behavior.. but anyway lets get back to the actual game play.. Did I say gameplay, excuse me, the clicking of a button every minute, while you stare at absolutely nothing but a screen with the inability to do much of anything, other then scroll through a bunch of other screens where you can't do anything.. This game tried to be a clicker game, but it's like a clicker game being played by Grandma Rosie, the 105 year old woman with carpal tunnel, who manages to click a staggering 4 times per minute.. I guess this game might have been fun, if you could manage to stomach playing it for more then a few minutes at a time. Ultimately you'd be better off doing anything else with your money rather then buy this game.. I mean after all, the dev stole enough of our money as it is.. no need to give him more.. The fact steam allows people like this to release broken buggy, almost non games on their service and then sell hundreds of keys to bundle sites, only to revoke them due to the ease with which valve leaves the dev tools open to any Tom ♥♥♥♥ or Harry.. If you really still want to buy this game have fun throwing your money down a giant hole,, with this type of shady developer don't say I didn't warn you when they eventually release the patch with the keylogger/miner/ or other nerferious software that installs in the background.. If they have zero issues with robbing people, I'm sure they have no issues with releasing garbage hidden software.. buyer beware.. 0 Comments

Devs sold keys to a bundle site, then "recalled" the keys a month later. Without the bundle site, no one even knew what this game was, actually gave it good press... completely sullied the dev name, for this title, and their upcoming (which, I have removed from my wishlist).

[h1]Overview[/h1] The last time ol' Il Pallino had to review a low budget tycoon game, things got as ugly as the game this author reviewed! (You can call me a disgrace, but you'll never call me a liar for writing a negative review.) Thankfully, Wenay Studio came up with an enjoyable game in [i]Business Simulator[/i]. The game is characterized as a poor man's [i]This Grand Life[/i] with the main differences being that [i]Business Simulator[/i] is a real time strategy, has an XP system, and no depth outside of occupations. [h1]Graphics and Sound[/h1] [i]Business Simulator[/i] is mostly text based so the graphics are next to not being applicable. There is a problem with having too much money that causes the amount(s) to display incorrectly. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2254051977 The music features various loops of songs which are all pleasant, yet do nothing to set the mood of the game. [h1]Positives[/h1] The earlier occupations all have more interesting situations involving risk and reward. The idea of being a bottle scrounger is an interesting occupation choice when available in the early stages of the game. (The player has to decide if they need rubles now or have enough to live on or collect and hoard bottles before the market becomes favorable.) [h1]Negatives[/h1] For those who think that ol' Il Pallino provides too "informative" (read: long) reviews, the biggest negative will be used first, and that's the fact that [i]Business Simulator[/i] is woefully imbalanced. The hardest part of the game is trying to earn the achievement for living to be forty years of age. Starting at the age of eighteen, once the player makes it to nineteen, the player is already going to find themselves working a cushy job, owning the largest house, a luxury car, and the best clothes while their bank account is so full of currency that the values do not properly display before they reach the minimum level needed to purchase their university education. Given the unofficial early access nature of [i]Business Simulator[/i] (the store page makes no official mention of the game being in early access) the game is still rough around the edges, and in some areas. Tied-into this, there's no potential for negative events while on the job starting with the [i]Manager[/i] occupation, and the only events that happen are three types of "positive events" with [i]Positive Event[/i] being written in Cyrillic and differentiated with numbers. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2253676563 Is there a term for "Engrish" when it's used by someone from outside of east Asia? [i]Business Simulator[/i] has plenty of strange choices of words. (It's not known if the developers overestimated their English skills or if they outsourced the English translation to someone with less translation skill than Google Translate.) https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2253676352 [h1]Conclusion[/h1] The constraints for this review are such that less time was spent typing and more time was spent truncating. [h1]The honest word of Il Pallino... OR ELSE![/h1] This review made possible through the generosity, consideration, and contribution of [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/25150682/]REXCurse(REXnetwork)[/url] and the developer/publisher. Email contact@dnbmedia.co for requests & promotions

Just not worth it. It is VERY basic and more like something you would find online for free but not even that. I would not recommend spending any money for this game.

Good and simple game where you don't have to think too hard. Good to zone out to.

First, I am giving a recommendation as the game has promise in the near future. What changed for me was the developer actually implemented a patch once feedback was given. That is very important and i respect that. Second- Yes this game has bugs and quirks that might make it unplayable at certain points as of today. I am sure with the bug feedback I am giving, it will be fixed soon. Its actually not a bad game at all, just a rough start. If you like sims, and business sims, its worth the $5.

*Здесь должно быть че нить классное.* Интересные идеи, давно такого нигде не видел. Симпатичная рисовка, ненапряжный саундтрек. Отлично подойдет для того, чтобы скоротать вечерок.

[i] Крутейшая игра для предпринимателей! Особенно понравились вставки: "Вы решили справить нужду в кустах и убежали с голой жопой от полицейских!", " Ваша жена откуда-то принесла 9062 рублей", "Вы прогудели с другом 4064 рубля" Очень качественный симулятор да ещё и с юмором 😊 [/i]