Brawlhalla

Genuinely one of the most abysmal... no the most abysmal game I've ever played. Somehow every match is either against someone who hasn't seen sunlight in seven weeks or a bot that appears to have gained slight sentience, there is no in between. You log on telling yourself you'll play three games. Then hours pass. Your soul slowly evaporates. The clock moves faster than your enjoyment does and before you know it you've spent an entire evening becoming progressively more irritated. I am convinced nobody who plays this game is genuinely happy. Imagine being dragged into the depths of hell itself. The skin on your feet is burning, the air is thick with smoke, every breath scorches your lungs, and the fumes sting your eyes until you can barely see. That is the closest comparison I can make to the average experience of playing this game. 90% of the characters shouldn't even exist, and if you play lance, I beg for you to accidentally fall into a punji stick pit. Being spared from this game is a blessing from God himself. One of the greatest gifts in life is never being introduced to this game in the first place. The devil himself aspires to be as evil and malicious as the developers of this s... game. F you lance players.