BattleCubes: Arena

Lucky me gets to write the first review for BattleCubes Arena! BattleCubes Arena is a 3D rendered third person arena/wave survival shooter where you control a cube, and shoot other enemy cubes which are "armed" with various invisible weapons. I'm not sure if this was made badly on purpose as a joke, or if this was a sincere attempt at making a game. It's not an asset flip, because the actual game developers who make game assets are better at game design than this. They really couldn't manage better than cubes for the player and enemies, and the environment is just a lame square texture mapped over a low poly whatever. This really is terrible. Resolution and controls are locked, too, so there's another disqualifier. Obviously the game was a massive flop, nobody played it... it's telling that the game has been on Steam for around 3 years now and I'm the first person to write a review for it. There's better free games than this, so this one is a solid nope.

1.7/10 you need to grind out this game to be able to unlock anything you see in the trailer you start with 5 health and low move speed with 1 pew you get xp and upgrade points from killing thing to be used after you die to upgrade

As soon as I booted up this game for the first time. I knew... This was no ordinary game. It felt like I was witnessing the genesis of god, for the second time... If I'm being honest. It gave me a great sense of clairvoyance. The movement that your portrayal of cubes was able to supply, left me with great satisfaction, but at the same time it left me yearning for more. I conquered this game in a mere 70 minutes. Loading screen included... It was no match for my unending skill and pure ability. As some have stated on numerous occasions."prodigy" I wish for this game to be updated so I may soothe my aching mind, but for a moment. Please allow me to be reborn once again, and embrace me into your mighty kingdom, oh great Khan, Karlo Pavlovic

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Really awful game.

What a cool ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. I believe its difficult to make a camera as painful as this one, well done bro. And hopefully you dont broke my computer with this terrible fun game

Nice game bro