Anime Dream Match: Primates

[quote][url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI_slop][b]Warning: AI Slop[/b][/url] This game is partially or completely made with talentless, soulless AI generated content.[/quote] Anime Dream Match: Primates is a construction kit game. The Russian "developer" (Cute Hannah/Green Goose/Quantum Quiver/etc etc... he uses a lot of fake accounts to hide his identity) used the mediocre ClickTeam Fusion video game construction kit, filling out input forms/using premade level design tools. Basically an "asset flip", but with AI slop generated images instead of assets stolen from someone else... this is WORSE than asset flipping. This isn't a sincerely made game, it was slapped together quickly as a minimum viable product... a hopeless cash grab made for one reason: To generate Steam Keys in bulk for crap random game bundles, just to get a few roubles for polluting Steam with trash. A strong argument can be made that construction kits like ClickTeam Fusion should never be used to make games for profit, as the "developer", Green Goose Corporation has done here. These construction kits are intended to teach people some of the basic principles of game development, and to make small demos to pass around with friends. They're not intended to replace to actual work of real, professional game developers. So it's inappropriate when amateurs try to use these for profit, without any actual, real game development effort taking place. This doesn't result in products that have any real meaningful value for gamers. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. For gameplay purposes, because the user interface for this game is mostly just 2D static AI Slop images... it might as well be a web page. It's functionally no different from a browser game. And we all know, Steam isn't here to compete with Chrome and Firefox. If the game can be done in a web browser, it's just not rich or compelling enough to appeal to serious gamers on PC. There's no option to change the resolution and no useful graphics tweaks. There's no way to ensure this is running at the native resolution of your display. There's no guarantee this game will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision. As mentioned, this features really godawful, "wrong" looking AI slop instead of genuinely and sincerely created game assets. It's hard to say if this was because the developer didn't have the skill to do the job of creating real game assets or couldn't afford to hire someone who does, but it also doesn't matter. What matters is that this looks bad because of that decision. AI slop sticks out like a sore thumb... and it comes across as insulting. There's also the old adage that those who lack the budget and talent to make their own game assets usually lack the budget and talent to do the rest of the job of game development properly, too, and that's glaringly obvious here. The controls can't be customised because the game has such a dumbed down, simplified interface that it's just point and click stuff like a browser/Flash game. The fact that the interface is this dumbed down might be seen as a problem in itself, however... this is a fairly shallow experience if you're the kind of gamer that likes to play games with deep, rich control schemes and interaction. You'll get none of that here. These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game. The poor quality of this game is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was [b]only 8 players[/b]. This is a remarkably low number, and now, the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 130,000 games for gamers to choose from, the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected. So, should you buy this game? Is this one of the best of the 130,000+ games on Steam? Anime Dream Match: Primates is relatively cheap at $2 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend. This is also competing with over 14,000 free games available on Steam, many of them far better than this paid product. [quote][b][url=https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/marketing/profile]Profile Features Limited![/url][/b] Valve have marked this game as "Profile Features Limited" at the time of this review. This is usually caused by poor sales figures and low community acceptance for the game (to date). Until this status changes, this game will not give you +1 to your Game Collector badge count, appear in profile achievements or any other Steam meta-accomplishments, nor can it be displayed in some profile showcases. If these factors are important to you, it may be worth holding off before buying this game.[/quote]

This game’s gonna put your visual memory through the wringer, no doubt about it. But hey, I had a blast with this one ... those cheeky little monkeys were up to their usual monkey business. Absolute chaos … and I loved every second of it!

[table] [tr][td][h1][b] 🚮 ❗ALERTA: [url=https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shovelware]SHOVELWARE[/url]❗[/b][/h1] Shovelware são Jogos feitos rapidamente e sem cuidado, juntando assets/imagens com cola (e as vezes IA), sem testes e sem paixão. Não foram feitos com o objetivo de serem jogados, mas para inflar bundles e enganar jogadores. [/td][/tr][/table] O de sempre de [b]Blender Games[/b]. O tutorial gratuito de jogo de memória ClickTeam Fusion, trocando as imagens por imagens geradas por IA. O jogo LITERALMENTE foi feito em 5 minutos. [list] [*] 💩 jogos de baixíssima qualidade, [*] ⿻ lançar o mesmo jogo dezenas de vezes, mudando apenas alguns JPGs/assets [*] 🤖 Esses 'novos JPGs' são gerados por IA [*] 🥷 roubar jogos-tutoriais e assets da Unity (Asset flip). [/list] 🚮 Tão ruim, mas tão ruim, que removi o jogo permanentemente da minha biblioteca. 🗣📢 Não deixe que jogos falsos poluam a Steam e tomem o lugar de jogos legítimos. Não avalie positivamente 'pela zoeira'.

I do not recommend

+1

有中文 有100成就 《动漫梦幻对决：灵长类》（Anime Dream Match: Primates） 《动漫梦幻对决：灵长类》是一款轻松治愈的记忆配对游戏，内含极具吸引力的可爱动漫灵长类角色插画。通过寻找成对的相同图案完成关卡，即可测试并提升你的记忆力。随着关卡推进，游戏难度逐渐增加，趣味性也随之升级，带来十足愉悦的游玩体验。 沉浸在这个可爱又治愈的世界中吧，这里非常适合放松身心、锻炼记忆力！ 游戏特色 50 个趣味关卡 制作精美的动漫风格插画 简单直观的操作（鼠标控制） 可解锁的成就系统 舒缓迷人的背景音乐

Resumidamente: Esse jogo não vale o seu dinheiro, Nem sei porque seria pago já que todas as fotos dos macacos são feitas por IA, digamos que se pedir pro Gemini ele faz de graça, e também esse jogo é desgraçadamente difícil (Talvez eu seja burro), mas não vale a pena ter ele na sua biblioteca, se comprou, peça rapidamente o reembolso, se ganhou como uma key aleatória, só chorar no banheiro, brutal demais Nota: 0,5/10

this dev is fully ai slop

Anime Dream Match: Primates is a casual puzzle game developed and published by Blender Games that revolves around the classic concept of memory matching combined with colorful anime-style visuals. The game belongs to a growing category of short, accessible puzzle titles designed for relaxed play sessions rather than long, complex gameplay experiences. Instead of focusing on elaborate mechanics or story-driven content, the game builds its entire structure around a simple but familiar challenge: flipping tiles to find matching pairs. While the concept itself is straightforward, the game attempts to create a pleasant and visually engaging environment through stylized artwork and an easy-to-understand gameplay loop. At its core, the gameplay follows the traditional memory puzzle format commonly seen in card-matching games. Each level presents a board filled with hidden tiles arranged in a grid. Players reveal two tiles at a time, attempting to locate pairs that contain identical images. If the two tiles match, they remain revealed and are removed from play; if they do not match, they flip back over, forcing the player to remember their positions for future attempts. This mechanic requires players to carefully observe and memorize the placement of each image, gradually building a mental map of the board as they search for matching pairs. The progression of the game is structured through a sequence of levels that gradually increase in complexity. Early stages feature small grids that serve as a gentle introduction to the mechanics, allowing players to become familiar with the matching process without much difficulty. As players advance through the game, the puzzle boards grow larger and contain more tiles, making it increasingly challenging to track the location of each image. This gradual expansion of the puzzle size adds a layer of difficulty without fundamentally changing the gameplay rules, encouraging players to improve their memory and concentration as they progress. One of the defining elements of Anime Dream Match: Primates is its visual theme. Instead of generic symbols or shapes, each tile features artwork depicting anime-inspired primate characters. These illustrations are colorful and expressive, giving the game a playful and distinctive style. The characters are drawn in a stylized manner that emphasizes bright colors, exaggerated features, and lively poses. Although the artwork is relatively simple compared to larger anime productions, it serves as both a visual reward and a practical gameplay element, helping players differentiate between tiles while memorizing their locations. The interface of the game is intentionally simple and uncluttered. Navigation between levels is quick and intuitive, allowing players to move from one puzzle to the next without unnecessary delays or complicated menus. The controls are straightforward and primarily rely on simple mouse clicks to reveal tiles, making the game accessible even to players who are not experienced with puzzle games. This minimalistic design keeps the focus entirely on the puzzle boards and ensures that players can begin playing immediately without needing to learn complicated mechanics. Sound design contributes to the relaxed tone of the experience. The game includes gentle background music that plays during puzzle solving, helping create a calm and focused atmosphere. The soundtrack is intentionally soft and unobtrusive so that players can concentrate on remembering tile positions without distraction. Small sound effects accompany actions such as flipping tiles or completing matches, providing satisfying feedback that reinforces each successful discovery. One of the strengths of Anime Dream Match: Primates lies in how easily it can be enjoyed in short bursts. Individual levels are typically brief and can be completed within a few minutes, making the game suitable for casual play sessions. Players can complete a few puzzles during a short break and return later without losing track of their progress. This flexible pacing makes the game approachable for a wide range of players, including those who prefer relaxed puzzle experiences that do not require a significant time commitment. However, the simplicity of the game also introduces some limitations. The fundamental gameplay mechanic remains unchanged throughout the entire experience, and no additional puzzle variations or new systems are introduced as players progress. While the increasing size of the puzzle grids adds some difficulty, the core activity of flipping tiles and memorizing their positions remains constant. For players who enjoy puzzle games that evolve with new mechanics or creative twists, the repetition may eventually make the gameplay feel somewhat predictable. Another aspect that affects the game’s longevity is its relatively short overall length. Because the puzzles are simple and the number of levels is limited, many players may be able to complete the entire game in a short amount of time. Once all puzzles have been solved, the incentive to replay them is relatively limited aside from improving completion speed or revisiting the artwork. Despite these shortcomings, Anime Dream Match: Primates succeeds at delivering exactly what it promises: a simple and relaxing memory puzzle experience supported by colorful visuals. The game’s approachable design and charming artwork make it easy to enjoy without requiring intense focus or advanced puzzle-solving skills. It may not offer deep mechanics or long-term progression, but it provides a pleasant distraction for players looking for a calm and uncomplicated puzzle challenge. Overall, Anime Dream Match: Primates stands as a modest but enjoyable casual puzzle game. Its clean presentation, easy controls, and lighthearted theme create a welcoming experience for players who appreciate simple memory challenges. While the lack of variety and limited content prevent it from becoming a more substantial puzzle title, it still offers a brief and enjoyable gameplay session that fulfills its purpose as a casual indie puzzle game. Rating: 5/10

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