Alex Jones: NWO Wars

After what we have seen in the Epstein Files, heard from Karyna Shuliak and witnessed in the EFTA process, can we give this man an apology and buy his game as penance for our prejudice and ignorance.

The elites don't want you to know this, but the ducks in the park are free. You can take them home. I have 558 ducks.

NWO Wars is, in summary, a tasting platter of Infowars host Alex Jones' tall tales mixed with game mechanics and styles from popular run-and-gun shooters, predominately Metal Slug; Alex can fire his gun but will automatically melee enemies with his knife when he gets close to them for example. There are a couple of other limited use weapons to collect with icons and action reminiscent of the aforementioned Metal Slug and games such as Contra. If you're familiar with the genre, you will adapt to NWO Wars instantly. Surprisingly, this game is actually fun to play. It's a solid experience, if a little short (and thus, not quite worth the asking price of $17.76 but I understand that price point is Jones' "thing"). Naturally, the game is chock full of obscene quotes voiced by Alex Jones himself and the "story" of the game is completely over the top crazy where he's the sole man capable of taking down the "New World Order" globalists and saving the world from being turned into gay frogs. It's all the crazy things he says on Infowars condensed into a game that is more fun than it has any right to be. That said, there is something insidious here just under the surface. The quotes that Jones throws down are all conspiracy-related/adjacent and run the gamut from things that are practically memes ("Paul McCartney has been dead for 50 years", "they're turning the frogs gay", and the quote he has about stealing ducks) to things that are almost universally considered to be true by the average person ("the lottery is rigged"). Between these two extremes however, Jones will say things like "global warming is a hoax" and make references to the September 11th attacks being an inside job. I get the impression that these more "reasonable", and arguably more dangerous, theories are sandwiched in between obvious jokes as a way to grease the wheels and plant the seeds in the heads of the people who play this game who aren't as snappy to pick up on tactics like this. (Additionally, the cameo appearances from Tucker Carlson and Donald Trump have those characters say funny one liners to what's happening on screen while also praising Jones and recognizing him as "a hero" and "a savior".) Just a theory of my own, though. For what it's worth, I do think this game is actually fun to play and I appreciate the humor. I will give credit where due, before this game was allowed on Steam you had to buy it directly from the developers but when Valve finally relented and allowed NWO Wars onto their platform the game devs sent out an email to everyone who had bought the game from them directly that included a code to get the game on Steam for free. I feel that was the right thing to do, and it merits acknowledgment.

the answer to 1984 is 1776

Peak comedy, but too short. I want to see more content, more politicians, I can't just finish this game in 30 minutes

10/10. Alex was right all along.

Ahh yes the man of truth is here and we dont want gay frogs the globalists are at it again kissing walls taking names a d blaming it on everyone but themselves let's help Alex defeat the globalization enemy's . Great game please look i to playing and support the man of truth Alex Jones.

should have won game of the year last year, forget black myth wukong or astrobot. This game Trumps them.

Play for the memes. Fun to play once, maybe twice. Mechanics kinda suck though, despite beating it in 20-30 minutes no problem, every life I lost felt cheap. Sometimes your plow right through enemies and sometimes you get one shotted. Mostly because something was unavoidable or because you jump and move so slow, and then you lose your machine gun lol. But it was fun while it lasted.

Alex Jones fights for freedom against the gloablist corrupt. Take up arms as Alex himself as he destroys his biggest corrupt political allies. Expect violence and good humour. It's short but a great time. Worth it if you're into a good conspiracy and know Alex's work.