'1st Core: The Zombie Killing Cyborg'

this game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks

This game was made by a conversion therapy-supporting Danish hypnotist. I'm not even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joking. Google it. You can't make this ♥♥♥♥ up. ---{Graphics}--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it X Paint.exe ---{Gameplay}--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It‘s just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Starring at walls is better X Just don‘t ---{Audio}--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad X Earrape ---{Audience}--- ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☐ Adults ☐ Human X Lizards ---{PC Requirements}--- ☐ Check if you can run paint X Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boiiiiii ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{Difficulity}--- ☐ Just press ‚A‘ ☐ Easy ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master X Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{Grind}--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isnt necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level X Too much grind ☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding ---{Story}--- ☐ Story? X Text or Audio floating around ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It‘ll replace your life ---{Game Time}--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short X Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{Price}--- ☐ It’s free! ☐ Worth the price ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended X You could also just burn your money ---{Bugs}--- ☐ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved X The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs All of the reviews on here are jokes, so I thought I'd do you all a service: It's terrible. Don't buy it. Just.... don't.

Es ist offenbar ein Erstlingswerk, daher zieh ich es mal nicht ganz so schlimm durch den Dreck. Gut ist es nicht. Aber die Idee ist ganz okay. Ich habe es für euch mal angespielt: https://youtu.be/BtqJfT-TvhY Pro: - Gute Idee - Alles selbstgemacht (so sieht es zumindest aus) - Die Credits - Viele Level Kontra: - Der Preis ist zu hoch - Die Sounds könnten besser sein - Grafik... nun ja. Es ist selbstgemacht - Die Buttons sehen furchtbar aus - Steuerung ist eher ein Glücksspiel - Leider einige Bugs - Fühlt sich unfertig an... Wie auch immer. Im Gegensatz zu vielen anderen Spielen, die ich hier schon getestet hab, ist dieses hier wenigstens mit Herz gemacht und nicht aus Geldgier.. hoffe ich zumindest. Deswegen gibt es AUSNAHMSWEISE einen Daumen hoch.

I recently contacted the Nobel Peace Prize committee about this game. This game could possibly end all wars. Why, might you ask? It's because this game is so astronomically bad that everyone would universally hate it. Look this isn't personal. The developer could win a nobel prize for his efforts. All in all I recommend it to everyone so we can all stop conflict and focus on destroying ♥♥♥♥♥♥ games.

I'm on a mission to play as many games as possible in Alphabetical order, and you can watch my review here: https://youtu.be/d6lMYv3Ofqk tl;dr An appropriately bug-riddled mess that is outright broken. Guns are weaker than the starting melee weapon, stats can be upgraded to make you able to fly, money is earned from a painfully slow trash-sorting minigame which can then take 10-20 minutes to tally afterwards. Oh and unless you pay an unknown amount of in-game currency to by a new character, you might not ever play as a cyborg, just a regular human that looks like something out of a nightmare.

Nice easy achievements!

'1st Core The Zombie Killing Cyborg by Jesper Skjærbæk (PC 2018) This is an amateurish 2018 unity game developed by a single Denmark indie developer named Jesper Skjaerbaek. Jesper is also a full-time hypnotist who likes to help people lose weight through hypnosis, as well an established author and some type of part time janitor. I’m not kidding… This game is exactly what it looks like, which is a product of a guy trying to learn gaming development by dabbling in the Unity programme and its assets and trying to earn a few bucks on the side. It sells for $1.50 on Steam. 35 achievements, one which is bugged and only seems to unlock on hard setting. There is also a nasty game breaking bug. If you exit a level any other way than through the trash compactor the game will lock up when you try to attempt a level again. There are 6 levels, all consisting of the same objectives which is to destroy built-up insect hives. The story is set in 2035 where garbage waste has taken over the planet and insects are evolving because of it. As a first core response cyborg unit, you’re commissioned to collect the waste and destroy the zombie boss which has mutated from all the waste lying about in the last level. In final, it lacks a lot of NPC interaction and animation which is kind of suggested to be contained in the game when you look at trailers and the title screen. There is a nasty bug which has not been fixed since the game was created. I don’t believe in hypnosis like this dev does, but when I look deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper into the game (Oh look I’m now a chicken) … https://youtu.be/egC7hBN_xXE My Reviews: https://store.steampowered.com/curator/6843548/ My Zombie Wiki Discord: https://discord.gg/cCCA44f

Alter dieses Spiel hat so eine dramatische Story mir kamen schon die Tränen. Man merkt wie lange der Entwickler für dieses Meisterwerk gebraucht hat. Ich empfehle es jeden der nicht soviel Geld hat aber trotzdem ein gutes Spiel haben will. LG: Bob Marley Faker so jz mal real dieses Spiel ist mega schlecht ich rate jeden davon ab es zu kaufen!!!!!

best game ever created

No game on steam can compare to this masterpiece