Zipp's Café

I can't recommend this game. I am already forgetting what the story was about while writing this review. So I need to write this quick! -The final decision is extremely pointless and insulting to the player. The game asks you to make a choice, but one option feels completely idiotic. It feels like the game needed a "bad ending"(if it can be called that way) button and they added one. When playing, you understand that devs wanted you to NOT choose that option. If the player can tell what option devs want the player to choose, then that is an indication that developers failed in designing a great choice. -Other than the final disappointing choice, there is no player agency. Story is completely linear and no other choices exist. -Coffee/food minigames are repetitive and not enjoyable, and does not affect the game in any way. -My last point will be a bit silly, but still holds up: Main character feels like a bit of a snowflake IN THE CONTEXT of the protagonist's backstory lmao. It becomes awkward when he quotes his mother the 3rd time like he is Forrest Gump lol. He is essentially replacing box of chocolates references with coffee references. I was just watching The Sopranos yesterday. After that, from that context of mine, I really couldn't take the protagonist seriously. I myself, am a snowflake too, but at least I don't tell people that I used to be a gangster or something.