Youchosis

Un jeu incompréhensible et sans succès. Pas de langue française. Très long à se lancer. Gameplay Commentary FR /: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqpBHygG2uo

Youchosis – just released. Not really my style, but I like to support new games with fair reviews.

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It has me stuck in a "NaN%" boot up screen

What took me in was the creative visual design, this eerie aesthetic. Abstract, even. I’ve played this game for a few minutes, and at this point I genuinely have no idea what this mess is even supposed to be. Confused, I braced myself to keep going, but instead of getting intrigued, I just got more irritated. [spoiler] It feels like a 3D Pony Island an analog horror walking simulator with way too much “freedom” and somehow no checkpoints. The unplayable game engine looks awful. There are basically no abilities. The UI and UX are nowhere near as clever as the game thinks they are. Devs will make sure you will have an earrape. The story with it's characters are absurd. It tries so hard to be unsettling, artistic, and “deep” that it forgets a game still has to be engaging. [/spoiler] Was it worth any amount of time, even for free? [h1] Nope. [/h1] What’s actually unsettling is that this feels like pure Gen Alpha horror. Brain-fog aesthetics inspired by endless TikTok doomscrolling, mistaken for psychological depth. I don't think this game will be better in any time soon.

Absolute GARBAGE. The visual execution isn't as bad as the technical execution. Although the author clearly has problems with chromatic aberration. I thought I imagined that it took 10 minutes to load every time. Then I accidentally opened the introduction in the menu. An introduction where you have to wait 2 minutes between each line, with no option to skip it. It's so tedious. Without waiting for it to end, I restart this nonsense and wait another 10 minutes for it to load LOL. I didn't even bother to watch any further. What a pity.