WanderLust

Подивившись трейлер, я був у захваті: роздягнені герої казок співають як діснеївські персонажі, а на фоні оповідач веде розповідь голосом не гірше за Моргана Фрімена. А сюжет, а сюжет який! Це майже "Білосніжка" Лука Даміано. У грі принцеса подорожує казковим королівством у пошуках досвіду нових насолод, де кожен казковий герой порекомендує щось своє. Героїня добре зроблена, не вульгарна, звичайна блондинка, чимось схожа на Харлі Квін. Іноді зустрічається непоганий гумор. Але на цьому все. Проблема в тому, що неможливо змусити себе в це грати. Тут усе криво, як кінь, на якому потрібно пройти квест. Завдання тут - це фетиші, які порекомендував якийсь казковий герой. Наприклад, кататися на коні, де на сідлі вібратор, і це смішно, але не смішно, коли тобі в це потрібно грати! Ти на коні їдеш, як по еподрому, 15 кіл без можливості на помилку, а не то почнеш заново, а кінь кривий, як лопаті вертольота. І так з усіма квестами, ти спочатку "Ахах", а потім "Та твою маму". Навіщось між квестами ходять якісь мутанти, яких потрібно вбивати, але це абсолютно не цікаво і незрозуміло навіщо взагалі, прокачування від цього немає, та й королівство ніхто не захоплював. Це не така вже й погана гра, але й порадити я її нікому не можу. Їй не вистачило трохи. Я б їй пробачив усе і поставив плюс, якби розробники ввели досягнення і картки.

[h1] Thoughts [/h1] Remember browsing the web back in the late 2000's and early 2010's when you would always get those pop-up ads showing off some random life sim or adult game? I swear this game was one of them. [b]This game contains R18+ Adult content, uncensored-no patch or dlc required.[/b] [table] [tr] [td]Story📖[/td] [td]Fairy-tail fun.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Gameplay🎮[/td] [td]Very simple, uninsteresting.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Difficulty💪[/td] [td]Literally menu cheats if you want them.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Length⏱️[/td] [td]Around 6 hours.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Visuals🎨[/td] [td]Colorful, lacking and basic..[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Audio🎵[/td] [td]Fairy-Fantasy.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Performance⚡️[/td] [td]You can run it.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Price💰[/td] [td]Needs to half the price as advertised.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Worth Getting? 🤔[/td] [td]look, there is definitely worse adult games out there.[/td] [/tr] [/table] [h1]Story[/h1] [list] [*]The story is a bit off a piss-take and makes fun of your standard fantasy stories. Your goal is to get revenge on your evil stepmother by having sex across the kingdom, who banned pleasure because she's angry she doesn't get it anymore. [*]It's not particularly well-written but at least it's straight to the point. Filled with cliches, jokes and in general not taking itself serious because why would it? You know why these games get played. [/list] [h1]Gameplay[/h1] [list] [*]You run around these very bare, linear-open areas collecting items, trinkets and fighting monsters to get to the next scene. Progressing to new areas requires you to engage in "scenes" that you can't skip and you have a little bit of control over. [*]Combat is very simple. A party Turn-based system with a basic attack, items you can buy or pick up and abilities you can earn or find while playing through the game. Eventually you will gain two more characters in your party that both have their own abilities they can gain. [*]Sex scenes give you limited control, usually just increasing speed, occasionally being able to swap positions that all lead to just pressing the climax button. [*]You can earn new outfits by collecting enough materials in a few areas, and pretty much all of them look goofy as hell. There should be an option to change outfits, unless there is and I missed it. [*]You can save the game in the menu but you can also save at these "bonfires" which are red trees and the way you save is by playing with yourself which is an... interesting take. Can't do that in Dark Souls. [*]If you walk diagonally, you move super quick for some reason. [/list] [b]Difficulty[/b] [list] [*]It's not hard, especially considering you have a full heal spell, but check your saves, you don't want to get sent back to the start of an area because you weren't taking notice of your health, Enemies don't provide much challenge otherwise. There is also a one-hit kill, and no enemies cheat in the menu if you can't be assed. [/list] [b]Length[/b] [list] [*]6-8 Hours of content depending on how long you like to take in those scenes. Half that if you decide to use the cheats. Which I did about halfway through. [/list] [h1]Visuals, Audio, and Performance[/h1] [b]Visuals[/b] [list] [*]The areas and biomes in the game are very basic, empty and don't provide much scenery outside of trees and building. Buildings are copy and pasted with everything having a cartoony style to it in this very brightly coloured world. [*]The main character models are okay, they give off cheap asset vibes. They are very stiff in animation and lack any emotion at all, the only thing that moves on the faces are the mouths and eyes. Chaotic boob physics as well, and will often freak out when running around. [*]Sex scenes seem to lack any common sense when it comes to character animation and position, The[spoiler]vagina[/spoiler] is also poorly modelled and it's hard to look at the character in the swimming animation. [*]Monsters are very Final Fantasy/ World of Warcraft esque, lot's of recolours, not great designs. [*]When she's wearing the dress at the start you can literally see her floating. [/list] [b]Audio[/b] [list] [*]The main characters voice acting was surprisingly very good and she sounds absolutely adorable at times. Well when she's not talking about ♥♥♥♥, or has one in her. Most other characters sound pretty terrible save a few and a lot of them have a weird filter on them. [*]The SFX in the scenes actually aren't bad, a lot of the time you hear them in games and you just want to mute them. [*]Music is fine, typical fantasy, uplifting music, suits the game with nothing that really stands out. [/list] [b]Performance and Bugs.[/b] [list] [*]Runs perfectly fine. [*]I had two game-breaking bugs. One where I couldn't get out of a sex scene and the other I just lost the ability to interact with anything. Both times resulting in a game restart where it then worked. [/list] [b]My system at the time[/b] Operating System: Windows 11 Processor: 12th Gen Intel Core i9-12900K 3.20 GHz RAM: 64.0 GB GPU: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4080 Super. Resolution: 3440x1440 [i]Installed on an M.2 SSD[/i]

Really wanted to not hate it, but the UI and controls are so absolute horrific For one, maybe make your "master audio" actually connected to ALL OF THE SOUNDS. All the obnoxious effect noises have no slider that changes them, so you have to cheese it with volume mixer to change the sound... (not to mention how absolutely annoying the UI audio is for opening and closing menus) Second, YOU CANT ACCESS THE OPTIONS IN GAME. Its kind of ridiculous. Especially annoying when considering i had to quit out everytime i wanted to try to adjust audio (before learning none of them changed the effect volume mentioned above). Third, heard of keybinds or having keys for different menus? Its escape to open up the "menu menu" with all the menus. Worse yet - They have SPACE BAR as SPRINT. What kind of deranged maniac would do such a thing. Fourth, The world looks like something a kid playing with blender would make. Almost every tree is slightly hovering with its roots sticking out on half, as the ground isnt level, and they didnt apply any rotation or foundation bases. Applies to buildings and stairs as well. Fifth, (and the reason I completely gave up and going to refund this). I got to the end of it, and pressed "continue". It decided to repeat instead, and i couldnt skip any of it. 2/10 --- only good thing was voice actress of main girl and the fairy god mother.

- motion blur can't be turned off - can't access options or check controls in game - low frame rate - crashes when trying to leave first area @devs: Game seems fun without technical issues, lmk if fixed.

Out of every fantasy RPG i have ever played Wanderlusts plot made the most sense. Didn't have to watch any YT lore vids or trawl through a wiki or even examine half a million item descriptions. Didn't even encounter a single plot hole. Plus it was a nice change to have a petite character not voiced by Tara Strong for a change. So few voice actors heard in all the games it gets a bit repetitive. Boss fights are kinda easy and can be played with one finger, but are still exciting and satisfying. The combat is turn based and has a simple vertical progression. Buy most expensive staff can find. wear skimpier armour, level with xp get stronger. Nice and simple, no min maxing. Game concentrates on other things, which is nice Princess out 10 totally recommend ^-^

after she buys her potion(s) , the game locks up. To make the game easier - stay away from the red guy to enter the forest (after she gets naked) - and turn on the cheat for no enemy encounters)

5 stars! One of the best in the genre, really well made. Hookability 10/10 Graphics 9/10 Story 10/10 Great story and you never want to stop playing, fun the whole way!

This game ... i so want to use the word genius.. the princess song in the almost beginning of the game, made me laugh out loud. It is just so rude. And so well sung. The singer is Mia Sloane. she also does the voice for the princess. Oh fk it. It is genius. This game is kitsch-genius. A flea market art gem.

[h1][b]🎮 Reseña de WanderLust[/b][/h1] [h2]Resumen del Juego[/h2] WanderLust es ese experimento raro donde alguien dijo: “Hagamos una aventura con rol de acción, exploración y cinemáticas… y de paso que sea [i]No apto para oficinas[/i] para que nadie pregunte por la historia”. Y sí: es un juego para un jugador, en tercera persona, con estética 3D colorida y estilizada, que intenta mezclar fantasía, comedia y sátira mientras te pasea por escenarios atmosféricos. La propuesta se siente como un RPG casual: te deja avanzar sin pedirte un doctorado en números, con una vibra de “ven a explorar, ríete un poco, y no preguntes por qué hay tanto contenido subido de tono”. La primera impresión es clara: el juego quiere que lo recuerdes por lo atrevido y lo absurdo… y en el camino, también intenta ser una aventura competente. Eso sí: con 0 jugadores actuales, la sensación es como entrar a una fiesta temática donde tú eres el DJ, el público y el guardia de seguridad. Al menos tienes 219 recomendaciones totales como prueba de que esto no es una alucinación colectiva… solo una decisión cuestionable pero popular. [h2]Lo Picante y lo Incómodo[/h2] Lo Bueno: ✅ 🎭 Sátira + comedia: cuando pega, pega bien y se siente intencional, no “chiste de tío en reunión familiar”. ✅ 🌈 Visuales 3D coloridos y estilizados: luce agradable y con personalidad, sin intentar ser realista a la fuerza. ✅ 🎬 Toque cinematográfico y atmosférico: se esfuerza en presentar escenas con intención, no solo “misión, misión, misión”. ✅ 🧭 Exploración en fantasía: te invita a curiosear, que para un juego casual es exactamente lo que debería hacer. ✅ 🕹️ Compatible parcial con mando: no es un “sí total”, pero al menos no te deja colgado si intentas jugar desde el sillón. Lo No Tan Bueno: ❌ 🚫 0 logros: si tu dopamina depende de numeritos brillantes y checklist, aquí vienes a sufrir. ❌ 🧩 Identidad dispersa: aventura, rol, acción, casual, comedia, adulto… a ratos parece que el juego quiere ser todo a la vez y termina siendo “un poquito de cada cosa” 😬 ❌ 🕹️ Compatibilidad parcial con mando: lo “parcial” suele traducirse como “funciona… hasta que deja de funcionar” 🎮 ❌ 🧍 Un jugador y comunidad fantasma: con 0 jugadores actuales, la conversación alrededor del juego está más silenciosa que una oficina cuando alguien abre un video indebido 😶 [h2]Tabla de Evaluación[/h2] [table] [tr][th]Aspecto[/th][th]Puntuación (0-10)[/th][th]Comentario[/th][/tr] [tr][td]Jugabilidad[/td][td]6[/td][td]Cumple como aventura/rol casual, sin revolucionar nada.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Dificultad / IA[/td][td]5[/td][td]Se siente más “relajado” que retador; no parece el foco.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Contenido[/td][td]6[/td][td]Variedad por mezcla de tonos, aunque no siempre cohesionada.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Gráficos / Video[/td][td]7[/td][td]Estilizado, colorido y agradable a la vista.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Historia[/td][td]6[/td][td]Más excusa para el viaje y la sátira que épica inolvidable.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Ambientación[/td][td]7[/td][td]Fantasia atmosférica con intención cinematográfica.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Efectos (VFX)[/td][td]6[/td][td]Correctos: acompañan sin robarse el show.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Música[/td][td]6[/td][td]Funcional; no molesta, tampoco se te queda tatuada.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Voces[/td][td]5[/td][td]No destaca como punto fuerte en lo que ofrece el paquete.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Diversidad[/td][td]6[/td][td]Por temática adulta y tono satírico, intenta abarcar, con resultados mixtos.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Rendimiento[/td][td]6[/td][td]Sin señales de desastre, pero tampoco hay medalla de oro garantizada.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Rejugabilidad[/td][td]5[/td][td]Sin logros y con enfoque narrativo, no grita “rejuega ya”.[/td][/tr] [tr][td][b]Total Puntuaciones (Bueno)[/b][/td][td][b]5.9[/b][/td][td]Entretenido y provocador, pero irregular y sin extras modernos.[/td][/tr] [/table] [h2]Conclusión (Aceptable)[/h2] WanderLust es como ese amigo que cuenta chistes pasados de tono en público: a veces te ríes, a veces te quieres desaparecer, pero imposible decir que no tiene personalidad. Como aventura casual con rol de acción y exploración, funciona; como experiencia “cinematográfica, satírica y adulta”, depende mucho de tu tolerancia al humor y al enfoque subido de tono. Lo controversial aquí no es que tenga contenido sexual y desnudos (eso ya está sobre la mesa), sino que el juego parece apostar por el impacto mientras deja algunos elementos “de plataforma moderna” en la banca: 0 logros, compatibilidad parcial con mando y una comunidad actualmente inexistente (0 jugadores). Aun así, 219 recomendaciones sugieren que hay un público que sí conectó con el viaje… solo que hoy no vinieron. Si buscas algo distinto, atrevido y con estética agradable, puede valer la pena. Si buscas un RPG pulido, con sistemas profundos y razones claras para volver, este se queda en “te entretuve, ¿qué más quieres?”. [h3]Recomendación de Compra (Solo para curiosos)[/h3] Puntuación Total: 5.9/10 Número de jugadores activos al momento de hacer esta review: 0 Descuento máximo registrado: N/A Veredicto: [i]Una aventura adulta y estilizada que cumple, pero no conquista.[/i] Si te gusta la fantasía con sátira y no te incomoda que el juego sea “para ver con la puerta cerrada”, adelante. Si eres coleccionista de logros, dependes del mando al 100% o necesitas sentir comunidad viva, mejor sigue explorando… irónicamente, como en el propio juego.

It wasn't great, but wasn't bad. But now it's stuck on a loop and can't continue. I can't recommend if it is unplayable