[b]ಠ_ಠ Don't justify this game's existance by paying for it, even for the memes.[/b]
VR Chair Games gives [url=https://steamcommunity.com/id/lookofdisapproval/recommended/1373810/][i]Orlando Theme Park[/i][/url] a run for the crown of 'ruler of the VR shovelware heap', but ultimately it loses out the competition for the title in that it actually provides some measure of interactivity in its games, even if they're all terrible.
I'd almost feel bad for whoever designed this shovelware, then I looked at the fact they're trying to sell this and stopped caring. Many of the games feel like bad knock-offs of popular titles that were thrown together with a few Unity assets, a bit of poor coding, and absolutely zero QA testing or refinement whatsoever.
[b]ಠ_ಠ 'Wild Rider' is a case study in how poor VR Chair Games is put together.[/b]
This game has you riding a racing motorcycle and claims that you need to dodge 'oncoming traffic', except that's utterly false, as all the traffic flows with you, bizarrely crossing the divider lines into oncoming lanes. You overtake traffic at a stunning top speed of [i]107 kph[/i], or about [i]65 mph[/i], making this game slower than my morning commute.
Controls for this game aren't even motion-tracked - you're shown a partial display of a few cut-off arms on handlebars, and have to use your controlpad to move the cycle.
Graphical glitches abound - if two NPC cars collide, they simple disappear, while every so often the display itself completely glitches out for a brief second before coming back.
[b]I could go into what is wrong with other games, but I'll spare you the gory details and just give you the highlights:[/b]
[b]ಠ_ಠ[/b] Music is obnoxiously loud and sound design is bizarre in every game.
[b]ಠ_ಠ[/b] Weapon orientation doesn't map Index Controller grips in any game.
[b]ಠ_ಠ[/b] Control bindings are poorly explained, if at all, and are often nonsensical and inconsistent.
[b]ಠ_ಠ[/b] There are no kill animations for any of the enemies, they just disappear.[/b]
[b]ಠ_ಠ[/b] If you spam the trigger in the Tennis minigame, you can literally pepper the feel in the balls that you spawn.
[b]ಠ_ಠ[/b] Soaring Eagle is a bad rip-off of [url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/408250/Eagle_Flight/][i]Eagle Flight[/i][/url], but with incomprehensible flight model and control scheme.
[b]ಠ_ಠ[/b]Locomotion is often forced movement, which is nauseating at best, and no movement scheme is consistent between games.
[b]ಠ_ಠ[/b] Balloons and Arrows, for some reason, centers your session facing away from the bow and arrow you need to use, and your targets are not in immediate sight.
[b]ಠ_ಠ[/b] I could feel my brain cells dying in the minute that I played Leprechaun's Gold.[/b]
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