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it's like yakuza on CRACK!!!! 11/10

Идея забавная, но однокнопочная боевка и однообразность геймплея достаточно быстро надоедают

So the game may work for someone, it just doesn't work for me. I tried an XBox controller, a fightstick, and my keyboard but great googly moogly, it responds to nothing. If I had a PS controller, maybe that's what would work. Maybe XSeed sold their soul to Sony. I've tried everything to get that launcher to work and the controls to function and I'm out of ideas. I bought the game on sale. I love delinquents and really wanted to try it out. Waited a while and now I'm just left frustrated, upset, and angry that I can't get past the first boss in the launcher and getting my keyboard to work or anything else. It must be a me problem. My Git Gud got gone and I'm left lifeless at the opening theme. Man, talk about frustrated and upset... If there's a tech wizard out there that can figure out something besides this unfunctioning launcher, I'm willing and open to trying out the game, giving it a fair review and changing my mind. But as it stands, I'm opening a refund, I'm left disappointed and having to play this game on something besides Steam. --------------------------------------------------------- Zero hour Edit -> After some time and messing with Steam, I GOT this to work. I'm leaving my original review up but I'm going to try to play the game and give a full review. Currently playing on an XBox controller and working from the beginning. All I did was mess around with Steam Inputs and put the controller on default and got it to work. Zero hours

a fun game with a good art style. Wish all the girls weren't high schoolers and the button mashing was less.

Precisa de uma atualização , o jogo da tela preta se voçe clicar com o mouse na área de trabalho , e só volta fechando e abrindo o game , é um pena , jogava demais no vita , queria muito jogar o da steam

Vita gold

Game runs very well on Steamdeck (High settings + Xbox layout instead of keyboard).

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[i]asterisk signs are used for minor details and notes[/i] ---{ Graphics/Design }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Masterpiece ☐ Beautiful ☐ An original artistic direction ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ normal ☑ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS +- the graphics aren't really that great, even considering it being a PS Vita game originally but I do think that it's a pretty nice anime -> 3D transfer ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Won’t ever touch any other game anymore ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Tic Tac toe is better ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't + while the main part of the game (combat) is pretty simple - basically all about button mashing - it's still pretty enjoyable +- the gameplay doesn't really change much throughout the game, you will get a chance to try playing as different characters and watch their side of the story +- there is some side content, but it's unlocked only after finishing the base game - the combat can get a bit clunky on uneven grounds (stairs usually) ---{ Replayability }--- ☐ A one-time experience ☑ For achievements ☑ If you wait a few months/years (or with mods) ☐ Definitely ☐ Infinitely replayable (or almost) ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf + the VA is surprisingly good, and there are some known voices - i.e.: the main antagonist is voice by Kenjiro Tsuda (Nanami from JJK or Kishibe from Chainsaw Man) - A LOT of repeating/generic sounds ---{ Music }--- ☐ Just filling noises/No music ☑ Trivial and uneventful ☐ Decent Soundtrack ☐ Good and/or fitting the game's artistic dispositions ☐ Great ☐ Memorable ☐ Peak ☐ Transcending whispers of a forgotten world +- the opening/main theme is pretty nice, but that's about it ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma + pretty light but still 18+ game ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ average ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer - really low system requirments, but you'll experience FPS drops no matter what, sometimes dropping into 30s or less ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk (<1gb) ☑ Old Fashioned (1-9gb) ☐ Workable (10-49gb) ☐ Big (50-99gb) ☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an enitre hard drive to hold it + 2gb ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ My 90 year old grandma could play it ☐ Just press 'W' ☑ Easy ☐ Medium ☐ Hard ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ☐ Team Ninja games +- overall pretty easy game, gets a bit harder with the post-game content and some tricky "challenges" ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☑ Required for achievement hunting ☑ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Minor grind ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second live for grinding ---{ Story/World }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ It's there for people who want it ☑ Bizarre ☐ Average ☐ Well written ☐ Good ☐ Very Good ☐ Leading to more in-depth researches/thoughts ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life + pretty bizzare but nonetheless fun story that doesn't really takes itself seriously more or less just an adult-themed anime with some gameplay ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee (<2 hours) ☑ Short (3-10 hours) ☐ Average (11-25 hours) ☐ Long (26-50 hours) ☐ I have to ask my boss for vacation time (51-99 hours) ☐ To infinity and beyond (100+ hours/doesn't have an "end") + 7-9 hours for the main story ---{ Achievements }--- ☐ No achievements ☐ Obtainable just by playing ☐ Requires multiple playthroughs ☐ Minor grind ☐ Some grind ☐ Significant grind ☑ Too much grind ☐ Requires co-op/multiplayer ☐ Requires DLC(s) ☐ Can't be obtained anymore ☑ Hard to obtain (specific playstyle/challenge) ☑ Completionist ☐ Missable * if you plan on 100% the game, I recommend turning off "fullscreen panty slots" don't know if I'm just bad but I feel like the button mashing you have to do for it is next to impossible ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☑ Minor bugs ☐ Fixable ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ☐ Hollow Knight - saw a boss get stuck on top of a gate - had to restart the mission ---{ 6 / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☑ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 ☐ 1̷̤̃1̸̢̤͗̓ this game doesn't really outstand in anything - gameplay, story, graphics, music, characters, etc. - but somehow, it was still a pretty funny and enjoyable experience. If you just want to take a breather, don't play anything serious and just have some dumb fun, I'd recommend this.

雖然可以到女生性感的小內內 和一些性感捺人的畫面 就主要輕色情而己 感覺還可以 但戰鬥就感覺很單調 完全不太推薦 就一直按鍵而己 所以第一章一完成 我就決定放棄這遊戲了 嘆~