University of Progress
University of Progress very choice-driven. Like actually choice-driven. Not random dialogue that has minimal impact on the story beyond making the PNG blush. You can accidentally cause the entire school to burn down.
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About
About the game
Play as Millard Wilson, a cynical young man who seems to have little hope for his life. After all, financial aid and nicotine can only do so much when you're constantly getting swamped in assignments.
But look on the bright side! College is full of fun people. And by fun, I mean fun to mess with.
For example, if a loser nerd whines about how women won't sleep with him, just give him the worst dating advice imaginable and watch him humiliate himself!
Or if the annoying frat boy won't shut up, just vandalize his car with spray paint!
See? College is fun if you approach it with the right mindset!
And you also have Marcus! Your best friend who will always have your back. Pretty useful, isn't it?
Demo Features
Voice acting
11 endings
Original CG illustrations
Unlockable text message conversations accessible from the main menu
Things to do
Meet cute girls (and boys)
Mess with insecure men
Make your roommate cry
Commit insurance fraud
Take assorted pills (not kidding)
Never cry
Don't ever cry
Men don't cry
Remember that weak men are useless
Weak men are useless