Universe Generator: The Golden Sword

another free fmv from the clowns behind the absolutely terrible [url=https://steamcommunity.com/id/dohi64/recommended/886270]yeli orog[/url], set in the same universe. in for a penny... came out 3 years later, yet offers almost the same exact functionality: practically none. [b]no settings, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gong sounds in the menu again, same ♥♥♥♥♥♥ controls[/b], etc. so even before starting the game I deleted the escmenu folder to make at least the menu tolerable. then I found a pleasant surprise: a load button. it only lasted until I checked the directions though, which said 'during each level a password will be given that allows you to save and load the game'. [b]it's not a save system, mostly because it doesn't save anything, just a passcode for every 'level'.[/b] what the ♥♥♥♥ is this, some arcade game from the 90s? why not add all the unlocked levels to the load menu or have a level select screen, if not manual saving anytime? lazy and insane. you can find all 7 codes in an html file in the install folder, in case you forget to check and note them down, but the pause menu only has 'save' (which it doesn't do) and exit drops you back to the desktop, so [b]to load a level, one has to quit completely and do so in the main menu, the only place it's possible[/b]. ♥♥♥♥ off. there's a journal to consult now, a hint and lore book if you will, but it's still just nonsensical trash interspersed with grainy stock footage and ♥♥♥♥ puzzles.