TopDownFarter

Hilarious. Simply FART-tastic little game.

It is broken and only lasts for 5 minutes. I could do 164 points with the first character, the second was impossible to fart the zombies with because when it ran away he was facing the zombies all the time. This game STINKS itself. This IS worse than South Park Rally worse than Umbrella Corps and worse than Grid. The game doesn't have a pause button when you need to get to the bathroom, which you will prefer instead of playing this.

I worked for six minutes to afford this work of art, and quite frankly I would have worked 100x that if the developers asked. This game, nay, work of art has shifted the archetypal understanding of the zombie into one of weakness, such that they succumb to the mere smell of the players immense, gaseous glut of unwanted anal air. The voice acting was some of the best of the century, and is only paralleled by those works recently given Pulitzer Prizes. Well done devs, and best of luck on your future endeavors.

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