this game is a scam. unless you are a masochist, this game requires an additional monthly/yearly subscription on top of the initial purchase. i will give them the benefit of the doubt and assume that this game was targeted towards masochists, as even with said subscription the gameplay is just so fun if you are a masochist. as a certified masochist i really liked this game.
like with most games, my favourite part of this game is the character creator. you really don't have to try to make an abomination. in fact, it is impossible to make a character that is not an abomination. that is unless you are a furry- then you might have a chance.
my second favourite part of this game is spending any remaining amount of money in my bank account after the subscription has gone through, entirely on outfits for the abomination i created in the previous step, to hopefully make it look half-decent. and surprisingly this is an achievable goal, if you can find a good mask or headpiece that hides as much of the monstrosity that is the face of the eso character.
my third and final favourite part of this game is actually not directly part of the game. i really really really enjoy going to work to get the paycheck required to sustain my next month/year of eso. this part is the most essential, as the previous steps are impossible without this. and it is something that i thought was actually quite dreadful, but now that i have played eso, i have come to the understanding that it is in reality, a pleasurable act.
thank you todd howard for existing. please send me your bank details so i can send more money directly, without any cut from third parties.
