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The Bard's Tale ARPG: Remastered and Resnarkled

“The Bard’s Tale is easily the funniest game I’ve ever played, and I’ve played all the funny games out there.” – IGN “Ready your weapon and bladder as you embark on this ridiculously addicting quest and the funniest adventure of the year, The Bard’s Tale” – Game Chronicles “This game is satire in its sharpest form” – Cheat Code Central You play as the titular Bard, a roguish, manipulative and lewd songster whose priorities in life are the acquisition of material wealth and carnal pleasures. The Bard's pretty sarcastic by nature, but you get to decide just how scathing he is by selecting 'Nice' or 'Sarky' responses. Watch out you don't get too cocky though; folk you've upset may come back to haunt you. During his raucous adventures, the Bard recruits a motley band of eccentrics and misfits to help in his ignoble cause. Enemies can be defeated using traditional or magical weapons and you can also use the Bard's dulcet tones to summon creatures. If you're tired of saving humankind or bored of games that take themselves a bit too seriously, The Bard's Tale could very well be for you. FEATURES Includes Original Classic Trilogy! Experience the legendary games that started it all! Full keyboard & mouse controls, as well as controller support. Supports English, French, Italian, German, Spanish, Polish and Russian languages. German voice-over (accessible under Sound Options when game language is set to German)! High-resolution and widescreen support! Performance enhancements. External URLs links on main menu for support pages and related media. Bug fixes to original console release. 50 enemy types (not counting bosses!) A vast world to explore with towns, wild forests, rivers, castles, towers, secret dungeons, snowy mountains, caverns, haunted tombs and more A full cast of bizarre NPC’s Over a dozen special boss enemies to defeat 16 magical characters to discover and then summon at will to aid you Over 150 unique items of weaponry, armor, instruments, tokens, artifacts and loot! More Song & Dance numbers than any other game, including a zombie dance-off! Over 14 hours of outstanding voice-acting from top Hollywood talent, including Cary Elwes (The Princess Bride) as the Bard, and the inimitable Tony Jay as the Narrator Classics Games—includes original classic games The Bard’s Tale 1, 2 & 3.