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Test Release Do Not Buy !!! is a metacommentary on game development, video game pricing, and content creation. The game slowly builds itself over time as the game's narrator comedically comments on the game and its development as you watch it evolve in real time. Unlock new minigames as the game is built around you.

Features:
Clicker Gameplay
Unlock New Gameplay Features In The Shop
Witty Commentary
Endless Runner Gameplay
Virtual Pet Gameplay
Poker Gameplay
Blackjack Gameplay
Slots Gameplay
Puzzle Gameplay
Fishing Minigame
Genres
Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Engagement
Reviews
Themes across 66 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
I let the devs have the pizza party, its over now so imma dip
Please nerf riggy surfers
i like it, its not boring, but why genuinely. what the hell. help me. im being trapped by Jonny Razer
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Hours played at review time, across 66 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
borgor
This is 2 hours of my life I will never get back. But burgie is possibly the best written video game character of all time, so I don't care.
The starting lecture was surprisingly therapeutic for me. i NEED Burgie Buddy fanfics!
This game was simply a master piece others will say its ♥♥♥♥ but i say id buy it for a bit i like how the game feels like there is no game wrong dimension combined with that one game on neil.fun this game was peak. (if haven't bought the game yet or played it DONT BUY THE BURGER PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ unless you want all achivements)
HOW COULD BART TREMBLEY DO THIS! Use My £2 to compensate Jacob Blazer
i love this game.
This truly was our chimken burber
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Players by region
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Players also reviewed
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