Stick Fight: The Game

amazing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game my friends legit laughed for hours and have a inside joke about this game never tried public lobies tho

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"YOU FORGOT MEEEEE!!" I exclaim as i jog up onto the stage at graduation. My counselor tried to trick me into thinking i was throwing (sub 0.5 gpa) and stated that I would be held back!(hardstuck copper). As i waddle past the superintendant i make a mad dash toward the principle (valkyrie rodriguezz) and create at least 3 new footprints in the 10 year old wood on the stage. Right as i take my 5th step (new record) the knot on my crusty basketball shorts snap and they slip off revealing my bare ass cheeks (i like to dress light).As i leap at the principal I make sure to put some barbed wire down to stall the flank (expel bodily fluids out of my anus to repel the guard). My talon E is powerful enough to lift me off the ground, but not nearly powerful enough to propel me towards my hard earned diploma. I try to lift myself back up (self rez) but I've expended all of my sp (energy) for the day and Instead all I can do is lie with my face turned toward the now Fading to black arena filled with middle aged parents and high schoolers while amumu W'ing