SQUASER 8

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Lucky me gets to be the first to warn English speaking gamers about more ClickTeam Fusion fake game shovelware from Russia. SQUASER 8 is yet another construction kit template copy+paste from serial shovelware pushers, Cute Hannah's Games. These guys do nothing but copy premade game templates and game tutorials for ClickTeam Fusion, fill out a few things/stamp out basic levels using the construction kit templates, slap on an asset flipped set of sprites/assets, and dump them on Steam and into cheap nasty shovelware game bundles as cash grabs. Trying to get paid for someone else's game templates, assets... at best, this is shovelware, at worst, it's a scam/cash grab. Usually "Cute Hannah", one shell account of many used by a single shady Russian shovelware pusher (aka Blender Games/Quantum Quiver etc etc... how many fake accounts does this guy need?) does garbage jigsaw puzzles with AI slop images or stolen stock photos off the internet, but today they got even more lazy and just did a basic block pathing "puzzle" where you run over all the black squares... this barely even qualifies as a game. But there's no stopping this pointless shovelware, Quantum Quiver or whatever he wants to call himself has dumped this particular template copy + paste job onto Steam four times already, one of these every month (although they probably only take about 4-5 hours to copy + paste). Taking this shovelware seriously as if it was a genuine attempt to make a game, it doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. The game features extremely lazy, minimalist "art", of the type you normally expect to see in low effort Flash/browser games and mobile apps. Considering this is being evaluated as a PC game, having the graphics phoned in like this isn't going to result in a high quality, visually impressive game that PC gamers are used to seeing. Resolution and controls are locked but at least you can mute the sound that the developer presumably stole from someone else. Some of the defects in the game can be attributed to the choice of using the Clickteam Fusion construction kit - the "No-Code" construction kit that "Anyone can make games with!!". Including, you know, people who aren't game developers. Which is a problem. This is a very poor quality toolset sometimes used by amateur developers as it's free (so they don't have to pay for GameMaker Studio) and doesn't require advanced game development skills, but unfortunately has very limited capabilities (it's arguably worse than GameMaker Studio). Just as you can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear, you can't make a great video game if you use a terrible engine. So it's inappropriate when amateurs try to use these for profit, without any actual, real game development effort taking place. This doesn't result in products that have any real meaningful value for gamers. These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game. The poor quality of this game is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the game all-time peak player count was only ONE player. That's right, only one person ever played this at a time. When I played this for the purposes of reviewing it, I equalled the peak player count for the game. OUCH. The only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 110,000 games for gamers to choose from, the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected. So, should you buy this game? Is this one of the best of the 110,000+ games on Steam? SQUASER 8 is relatively cheap at $2 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend. This is also competing with over 14,000 free games available on Steam, many of them far better than this paid product. [quote][b][url=https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/marketing/profile]Profile Features Limited![/url][/b] Valve have marked this game as "Profile Features Limited" at the time of this review. This is usually caused by poor sales figures and low community acceptance for the game (to date). Until this status changes, this game will not give you +1 to your Game Collector badge count, appear in profile achievements or any other Steam meta-accomplishments, nor can it be displayed in some profile showcases. If these factors are important to you, it may be worth holding off before buying this game.[/quote]

O jogo é interessante. Basicamente existem 50 níveis (ou mais, não sei) onde você deve preencher os "quadradinhos pretos" até não sobrar nenhum, e assim você passa para a próxima fase. Não é um jogo viciante (pelo menos, não para minha pessoa), mas é bom para passar o tempo. O único ponto negativo é que com o passar dos níveis, o jogo fica repetitivo e acaba ficando entediante (e as cores deixam mais entediante ainda, vendo que o jogo só se baseia no preto e branco). Mas enfim, é um joguinho legal. Eu recomendaria este jogo para alguém comprar ? Depende. Se você curte jogos que exigem memória eidética, sim, mas como eu disse, com o passar dos níveis, ele fica repetitivo. Mas o joguinho é legal :)

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SQUASER 8 – невероятно увлекательная и динамичная игра! Я давно искал что-то действительно захватывающее в жанре аркады, и SQUASER 8 превзошёл все мои ожидания. Графика стильная и минималистичная, но при этом очень приятная глазу. Игровой процесс затягивает с первых секунд – простая механика сочетается с продуманной сложностью, которая заставляет возвращаться снова и снова. Особенно хочу отметить удобное управление и отзывчивость персонажа. Здесь нет лишних элементов, всё работает идеально, что делает геймплей по-настоящему кайфовым. Уровни продуманы отлично: сначала кажется, что всё легко, но уже через несколько минут понимаешь, что нужно включать реакцию и стратегическое мышление. Ещё один плюс – отличная оптимизация. Игра работает плавно даже на средних устройствах, без лагов и вылетов. А звуковое сопровождение добавляет атмосферности – электронная музыка и эффекты попадают в точку. Если вы любите аркады с высокой реиграбельностью, где можно соревноваться с друзьями или просто улучшать свои рекорды, SQUASER 8 – отличный выбор. Однозначно рекомендую! Оценка: 10/10

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Good game for um Idk its have a good ost and Very little hard puzzles But Why Profile Features Limited!